Everything you read on this page is a lie, including the page and the name of this page and the words on this page. Nothing you read is true, and everything is false. The sky is blue. The grass is green. Turtles sink. A triangle is triangular. You liar. All that lies on this page or adjacent to this page lies within a lair of liar lies. Everything I say is true. Don't believe the lies or they will get you while you lie asleep.
Don't say I didn't warn you.

That would be a lie.