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Personal Achievements
 

You can see the hits!

Hit the Mayo 5 times!
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 2:11am

No brainer

Hit 20 times!
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 2:11am

Trimmed hearts

Hit 50 times!
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 2:11am

Micro downsizing

Hit 200 times!
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 2:11am

20th century diet

Hit 350 times!
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 2:12am

Go eat cake

Hit 500 times!
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 2:14am

Nosey Caesar

Hit 550 times!
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 2:14am

Club

Hit 700 times!
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2017 @ 12:56pm

Short timer

Hit 1500 times!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:06pm

Knee record

Hit 3000 times!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:12pm

Venus-wise

Hit 5000 times!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:17pm

*The Crow movie pun*

Hit 8000 times!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:27pm

An ingredient to rule them all

Hit 10000 times!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:32pm

What do we do now?

Unlock all the achievements!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:32pm

Red Bikini!

This will cheer you up! (Hit Mayo 75 times)
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 2:11am

Cheetah

Wear the bikini. (Hit this 50 times)
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 2:14am

Topless!

Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times)
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2017 @ 12:56pm

Crème a la Mayo

Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:12pm

Banana!

Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:13pm

Potato!

Banana? (Hit this 300 times)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:14pm

Catsup

Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:14pm

Red Cheetah

Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:15pm

Elephant fun times!

Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:16pm

Balls of yarn

Amazing Story (150 hits)
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 2:11am

Rain

Spin the yarn. (Hit this 50 times)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:10pm

Z's

Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:11pm

Blonde bombshell!

Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:11pm

Cheesy Rap

Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:11pm

Catch my cold!

Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:12pm

Screwed

Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:25pm

Vanished...

Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:25pm

I'm just a mayo.

Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:26pm

Young Boy

I am Mayonnaise (90 hits)
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 2:11am

Rock Star!

Young soul. (Hit this 10 times)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:18pm

Dad

Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:18pm

Ordinary

Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:19pm

Identity issues...

Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:19pm

Best Seller

It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:19pm

Glam Rock

Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:19pm

Support!

While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:20pm

A Mime?

In the end... (Hit this 50 times)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:20pm

Something important

A Story About Life. (120 hits)
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 2:11am

The Box of Love

Something important. (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2016 @ 2:14am

Just kidding...

The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:03pm

Move

Just kidding... (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:04pm

Muscles

Move. (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:04pm

Part of life

Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:04pm

Philosophy

Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:04pm

Talking about life

Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:04pm

I am Mayonnaise!

Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 5:04pm