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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:09pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:50pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2020 @ 7:34pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2020 @ 6:24pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2020 @ 8:09pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:37am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2020 @ 7:51pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:31pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 9:01pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 9:46pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 3:11am



Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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