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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:39am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 11:35am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 10:43pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 12:28am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 8:31pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 9:20pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:07am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 7:45am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:19am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:19am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 7:31pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:13am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:19am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:27am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:34am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:50am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 9:26pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 10:39pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 3:27am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 1:24pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 9:22pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 8:06am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 6:35pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 3:34am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:39am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 8:00am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 9:26pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 6:15am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:07am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:57am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 10:30pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 7:46am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 11:14am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:14am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 11:14am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 12:24am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:19am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 5:36pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 3:40am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:34am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 10:35pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 4:53am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:27am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 9:51pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 9:16pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 10:11pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 4:53am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 7:47am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 12:24am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 7:45am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:20am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 10:00am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 7:45am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:23am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 8:25pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 7:45am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:12pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 11:54pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 6:29am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:35am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 8:06am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:40am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 11:19pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 10:11pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:45am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 11:35pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 9:29pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 3:25am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 4:53am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 8:03pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 7:44am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 9:22pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:19am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 8:03pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 5:00am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:55am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 11:12pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 5:35am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 7:46am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 12:21am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:24am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 8:17pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 9:31pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:13am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 9:35pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 11:13pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 11:37am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:33am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 7:52am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 7:02am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 8:16pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 9:15pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 9:54pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:45pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:01am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:19am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 9:15pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 11:55pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:10pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 11:05am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 8:38pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:42am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:54am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 8:31pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:14pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:33pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 7:10pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 7:33pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:48pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 11:59pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:22am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:22am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:45am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 11:13am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 5:00am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:10pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:17am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:21am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:20am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:21am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:20am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 9:36pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:33pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 11:55pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 1:20am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 8:28am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:24am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:24am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:24am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 8:38pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 8:38pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 8:38pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 9:31pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 5:26pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:43am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 12:24am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 4:53am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:20am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 11:14am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 11:13am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 5:07am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:20am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 5:26pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 8:31pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 7:46am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 11:46am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 9:15pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 8:23pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 9:54pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:39am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:02am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:55am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:04am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:59am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:03am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:04am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:46am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:21am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:00am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:21am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:00am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:34am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 3:34am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:52am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 6:24am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 7:58pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 11:18pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:41pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 8:38pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 9:53pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 11:22pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:23am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:58am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:04am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:18am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 11:51am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 9:15pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:09pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 11:54pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 1:10am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:10am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:59am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:30am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:38am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 7:45am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 8:19am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:19am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:19am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:12pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 7:01pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 8:16pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 9:31pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 1:10am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:44am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:10am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 8:19am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:32am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 11:13pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:17am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 9:32pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:04pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 11:18pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:00am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 1:20am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:58am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:02am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:12am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:20am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:30am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:42am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 6:42pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:13am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:08pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:08pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:08pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 11:24am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 11:24am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:28pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 1:20am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:57am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:10am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:06am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:24am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:00am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 1:20am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:58am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:09am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:56am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:30am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:42am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 11:26am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:20am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:15am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:11am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 11:21am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 11:57am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 11:56am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:47pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:47pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:51pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:54pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 12:21am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:23am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:10am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:20am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 9:35pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 11:55pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:57am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:20am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 1:10am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:01pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:19am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:04am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:21am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:58am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:04am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:17am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:56am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:58am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:34am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:47pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:18am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:20am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:58am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:42am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:00pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:14pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:21am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:16am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:24am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 11:51am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:01pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:40pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 8:35pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 8:49pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 9:58am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:43pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:55pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:55pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:55pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:04pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:28pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:38pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 5:22am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 9:20pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:56pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 11:26am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:54pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:01pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:08pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:56pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:28pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:59pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 7:45am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 11:46am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 9:42pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 11:55pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:02am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:58am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:43am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:01pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:25pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:14pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 1:30am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:44am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:44pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:00pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:19am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:55pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:19am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 8:38pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 11:22pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:20am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:51pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:14pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:59pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:53pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:55am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:25am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:04pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:04pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:38pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 11:18pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 4:05am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 4:05am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 7:56am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:30am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 5:17am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:31pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:56pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:58pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 5:31am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 7:56am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 10:08pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:06pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:01pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:03pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:29pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:31pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:28pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:06pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:38pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:53pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 4:13am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 8:59am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:55pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:54pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:03pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:58pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:00pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:00pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:38pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:53pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 4:13am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 5:35am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 6:42pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 9:20pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 1:04pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 11:58am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 1:50am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:17am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:42am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 11:11am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:48pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:11pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:06pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 6:00am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 10:07pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 8:34am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:58am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 11:00am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:14pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 9:35pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:55am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:14pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 3:37am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 4:09am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:15pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:39am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:15am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:28am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 6:14am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:39am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 6:50pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 6:50pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:08pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 10:15pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 6:20pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:08pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 3:59am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:46am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 8:16pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 11:54pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:58am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:38am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:24am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:01pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:14pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:00pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 4:15am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 8:59am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 1:56pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 7:46pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:00am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 11:17am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:18pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:54pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:14pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:58pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:00pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:38pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:38pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:53pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 4:35am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 7:44pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 9:20pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 9:16pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 5:21am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 8:49pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 11:55pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 5:22am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:03pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:27pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:23am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 5:17am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 4:05am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 12:12am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:20pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 6:11pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 11:37am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:14pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 1:10am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:55am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:42am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 11:05am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:27pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:28pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:38pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 5:22am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 9:20pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 5:17am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:04am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 11:39am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:39pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:56pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 8:58pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:00pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:05pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:38pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 10:38pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 4:13am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 5:35am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 11:31am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 2:18pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 10:48pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 8:34am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 9:49am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 8:49pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 9:54pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 1:10am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 5:42am



Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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