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I met this kid at a Southeastern Lan recently. I had entered into the big $5000 CSGO LAN tournament when I saw this kid walk up to the Dota 2 registration table. He said he was going to register as a 1-man team and put down the $50 entry fee. Everyone in the lan thought he was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy, but the TO allowed it.

We got beat in the Semi-Finals by a bunch of cheaters, so we decided to watch this kid play.

Somehow, this kid was microing 5 heroes, perfect CS on all 3 cores, 15 kills, and a 10k networth lead at 10 minutes. I swear, he looked like one of those boosting meepo smurfs, but on crack. He was executing commands so quickly that the 30 tick server was having trouble keeping up.

The entire LAN center sat there in awe, staring at true perfection. After the match, he received a message from valve inviting him to participate at TI9. Unfortunately, he couldn't due to visa issues (it was probably the other teams paying off the immigration officers).

What a legend.

Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Could it be for love?

bun

Ze~

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>not going for the skullgirl that has watermelon breaking theighs