Why will Sir Typhil’s eyes fill with tears?
He wanted the answer all of these years.
He’s a dancer, romancer, advancer, and knight,
who solved sliding puzzles out of sight.
He resolved the tutorial; rescued a princess uxorial,
and climbed down a dungeon scansorial.
He pointed; he clicked;
but disappointed, could not evict
the unicorn from the knave goblin’s cave,
for only the witty and brave could save
the benign equine aligned with pure heart.
Use a video guide, if you’re not so smart.
I admit the 8-bit dungeon was the hardest part,
but I’d remit my frustration when I’d depart.
Convinced he’s a prince since he slays mighty jackals,
this game will give you almighty cackles.
Will he bring the unicorn to the king?
I cannot wait to see what the series brings.