"OK... Blow dryer, popsicle sticks, cotton pads, and tape... Let's do this ♥♥♥♥"

"I just gave this girl some wood, she sounded like she was 30... no, 60... maybe 16, I dunno she sounded old enough"

"Done Chicken."

"YOU ♥♥♥♥♥-ASS ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥"

"Customers on customers"

Guy 1: "I have 100 hours in No Mans Sky, come at me"
Guy 2: *Facepalm* "Haven't you suffered enough? And now you want people to physically abuse you? lol"