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⢠⡿⠶⣮⣝⣿⠄⠄⠈⡥⢭⣥⠅⢌⣽⣿⣻⢶⣭⡿⠿⠜⢿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄
⠄⣼⣧⠤⢌⣭⡇⠄⠄⠄⠭⠭⠭⠯⠴⣚⣉⣛⡢⠭⠵⢶⣾⣦⡍⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⣿⣷⣯⣭⡷⠄⠄⢀⣀⠩⠍⢉⣛⣛⠫⢏⣈⣭⣥⣶⣶⣦⣭⣛⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⢀⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣎⢩⠌⣡⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄⠄
⢸⡿⢟⣽⠎⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠄⠄
⣰⠯⣾⢅⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄
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⢀⣠⠤⠶⠒⠛⠋⠁⠺⢷⡜⣧ 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚
⢀⣤⠞⠋ ⠘⢧⡀ 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝
⢀⣠⡴⠶⠛⠁ ⠈⠻⣆ 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤
⢸⡇⣶⠇ ⢀⡀ ⢿⡆
⠘⣧⠙ ⡀⠻⠟ ⢸⡇
⠹⡆ ⢀⣶⡀⢠⣰⠶⠟ ⣼⡇
⣿ ⠉ ⣴⡟
⠸⣆ ⢠⣾⣏
⠹⣦⡀ ⠙⣧
⠈⠛⠶⠶⣶⠶⠖ ⢠⡀⢹⡆
⠀⣰⠛⠰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⠘⣇
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⣼⢀⡏⠀⠠⠶⠖⠒⠀⡀⠀⣠⣀⣰⠀⠀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⠀
⣿⢸⡇⣤⣶⣶⣦⠀⠀⠈⠉⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⢀⠴⠋⠉⠉⠛⢯⡀
⡟⠘⣿⠻⠿⠿⠛⠀⠀⢠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
⠇⠀⠈⢷⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿
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⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠁⠀⠙⠛⠛⠓⠢⢤⣤⣤⣤⣴⡾⠛⠙⢧⠀
⠻⢦⣤⡤⠴⠚⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠿⠿⠟⠁⠀⠀⢸⡆
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⣼⢀⡏⠀⠠⠶⠖⠒⠀⡀⠀⣠⣀⣰⠀⠀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⠀
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⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠁⠀⠙⠛⠛⠓⠢⢤⣤⣤⣤⣴⡾⠛⠙⢧⠀
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* Vai de faca pra faculdade pra chegar mais rápido...
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* Vê um lugar diferente e já fica imaginando um novo mapa..
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* Quando Bin Laden explodiu as torres você disse:Terrorists win.
* Sua avó pensa que você é marginal pois você vive falando com seus amigos que matou mais de 40 pessoas e ainda perdeu.
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