really cool man

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"My house is your house", his brow suddenly furrowed and he looked worried,
"although only in a metaphorical sense, you understand, because I would
not, much as I always admired your straightforward approach, and indeed
your forthright stance, actually *give* you my house, it being the only
house I have, and therefore the term is being extended in an, as it were,
gratuitous fashion --"
Owlglass was clearly having some trouble getting to the end of the sentence.
-- Carpet philosophers at work
(Terry Pratchett, The Carpet People)

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+Rep, bastard that can’t even drive through a 10 Meter wide 4 lane tunnel. But atleast can run like Usain Bolt x2 and grab keys faster than me.

So me and my girlfriend were having sex the other night and she asked something strange. She asked if I could put on a teletubby costume. Of course, I was happy to do it. I mean, It's not everyday that a 5 year old girl gets to meet her hero.

dunno who this 14 year old squeaker is but he has a big ♥♥♥♥

gay