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Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 11 May, 2011 @ 11:06am

Lord of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 14 May, 2011 @ 2:52am

Lab Cleaner

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2012 @ 4:30pm

Chicken Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2012 @ 7:32am

The Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2012 @ 9:07am

The Long War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2012 @ 4:30pm

Experimenticenticide

Kill 100 Specimens.
Unlocked 11 May, 2011 @ 9:21am

Fascist Dietitian

Kill 200 Bloats.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2012 @ 1:54pm

Homer's Heroes

Kill 100 Sirens.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2012 @ 6:48am

Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!

Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2012 @ 10:16am

Random Axe of Kindness

Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 13 May, 2011 @ 4:26am

Bitter Irony

Kill 2 Scrakes with a Chainsaw in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 13 May, 2011 @ 12:57pm

Hot Cross Fun

Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2012 @ 5:55pm

Social Outburst

Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.
Unlocked 11 May, 2011 @ 9:10am

Careful Spender

Kill 4 Specimens with a Single Shot from a Hunting Shotgun.
Unlocked 12 May, 2011 @ 9:46am

It's Not Easy Being Greasy

Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.
Unlocked 11 May, 2011 @ 9:54am

Too Close For Comfort

Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2012 @ 2:12pm

Master Surgeon

As a Medic, Kill 8 Specimens using a Knife in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2012 @ 9:35am

It's What's Inside That Counts

Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2012 @ 2:59pm

Quarter Pounder With Ease

Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2012 @ 9:19am

Self Medicator

In Co-op Mode, Use Syringe on Yourself 100 Times.
Unlocked 12 May, 2011 @ 9:43am

Thin-Ice Pirouette

Complete 10 Waves when the Rest of your Team has Died.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2012 @ 9:01am

Philanthropist

Give 1,000 Pounds to Teammates who have 50% of Your Cash or Less.
Unlocked 11 May, 2011 @ 12:46pm

I Like To Watch

Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".
Unlocked 13 May, 2011 @ 11:40am

Mr. Perky

Get All of your Perks up to Level 5.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 1:52pm

Straight Rush

Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.
Unlocked 11 May, 2011 @ 11:06am

The L.A.W. That Broke The Camel's Back

Deliver the Killing Blow to the Patriarch with a L.A.W. Rocket.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2012 @ 9:24pm

Death To The Mad Scientist

Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.
Unlocked 3 May, 2012 @ 11:04am

Experimentimillicide

Kill 1,000 Specimens.
Unlocked 11 May, 2011 @ 10:51pm

Experimentilottacide

Kill 10,000 Specimens.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2012 @ 1:48pm

Hard Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2012 @ 10:14pm

Duke of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2012 @ 5:13am

Cattle Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2012 @ 10:56am

Hard Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2012 @ 2:37pm

Lab Assistant

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2012 @ 4:27pm

The Hard War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2012 @ 5:14am

Suicidal Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2012 @ 3:12am

Emperor of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2012 @ 12:48pm

Alligator Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 19 May, 2013 @ 2:27pm

Mad Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 18 May, 2012 @ 4:19pm

Lab Professor

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2012 @ 10:14am

The Completely Suicidal War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 19 May, 2013 @ 2:27pm

Tin Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2012 @ 6:01am

Steel Worker

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 11 May, 2012 @ 4:26pm

A Bit Barmy

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2012 @ 10:27am

Gone Mental

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 6 May, 2012 @ 6:09am

Complete Barking

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2013 @ 8:28pm

Squirrel King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2012 @ 5:05am

Raccoon King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2012 @ 5:27pm

Long, Hot Summer

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2012 @ 10:27am

Summer of 2009

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 11 May, 2012 @ 4:27pm

Explosive Personality

As Demolitions, kill 1000 Specimens with the Pipebomb.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 11:15am

Flaming Hell, That was Close

As Firebug, kill the Husk with the Flamethrower before he hurts anyone.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2012 @ 11:13am

Merry Men

Kill the Patriarch when everyone is ONLY using Crossbows.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2013 @ 5:39am

Blooper Reel

Turn 500 Zeds into Giblets using the M79.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2012 @ 6:37am

SCAR'd

Kill 1000 Specimens with the SCAR.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2012 @ 5:33pm

Healing Touch

Heal 200 teammates with the MP7's medication dart.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2012 @ 5:36am

Pound This

Kill 100 Fleshpounds with the AA12.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 3:54am

Killer Junior

Kill 20 crawlers in mid-air with the M79.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2012 @ 1:36pm

Getting Chunky

Obliterate 10 Zeds at once with the Pipe Bomb.
Unlocked 11 May, 2011 @ 12:25pm

Waste Disposal

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2012 @ 4:04pm

Waste Land

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 5 May, 2012 @ 8:35am

Waste of Space

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2012 @ 5:36pm

Warehouse Janitor

Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2012 @ 6:52am

Warehouse Forklift Operator

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 May, 2012 @ 3:06pm

Warehouse Foreman

Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 3:34pm

Departure Gallery

Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2012 @ 4:40am

Departure Lounge

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2012 @ 3:00pm

Departure Gate

Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 May, 2012 @ 5:09am

Dear Departed

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2012 @ 2:11pm

Running Late

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2012 @ 7:21am

Missed Connection

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2012 @ 1:22pm

Train Wreck

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 18 May, 2013 @ 12:01pm

Pile Up

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 3 May, 2012 @ 5:50pm

Gimme a Plaster!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2012 @ 9:24pm

That Bloody Well Hurts!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2012 @ 11:42am

I'm Dying Here!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2013 @ 9:10am

Ice Cube

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2012 @ 7:28pm

Crushed Ice

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2012 @ 5:30pm

Daytrip

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2012 @ 4:15am

Gone Camping

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 15 May, 2012 @ 10:45am

Mountaineer

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2012 @ 11:15am

Neighborhood Watch

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2012 @ 11:12am

Private Security

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2012 @ 10:37am

Slight Drip

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2012 @ 2:34pm

Burst Pipe

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 May, 2012 @ 5:51am

Pressure Failure

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 3:13pm

Piece of Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2012 @ 11:12am

Pound Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 15 May, 2012 @ 10:45am

Let Them Burn

Get 1000 points of burn damage with the MAC-10.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2012 @ 10:47am

Walking in A Winter Horror Land

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2012 @ 10:45pm

Silent Night, Evil Night

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 6 May, 2012 @ 10:14am

Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 12 May, 2012 @ 2:08pm

Merry Friggin Christmas

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2012 @ 11:47am

Cracked the Nutcracker!

[2010 Xmas] Land the killing blow on a Christmas Fleshpound with a Knife.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2013 @ 7:55pm

Can't Catch Me!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 2 Christmas Gorefasts with a Melee weapon from behind in one wave.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2013 @ 5:17pm

Toasted Jack Frost

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2012 @ 4:49am

That's not Santa!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Bloats with the Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2012 @ 4:41am

Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2012 @ 4:43am

Not So Silent Night

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Siren with an undetonated LAW rocket.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2012 @ 5:17am

Fending off Mrs. Claws

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Stalkers with a Lever Action Rifle without reloading.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2012 @ 4:27am

Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2012 @ 4:30am

Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2012 @ 4:25am

Tis Better to Give than to Receive

[2010 Xmas] Drop 3 Tier 3 weapons for others (with which they kill at least one Christmas Zed).
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 6:08am

Eggnog Anyone?

[2010 Xmas] Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2012 @ 4:11pm

Bad Santa

Unlock 10 of the 13 Christmas Achievements along with any Christmas Map achievement.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2012 @ 5:17am

Back to Work

[2010 Xmas] Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2012 @ 4:11pm

Uber Tuber

Expensive but delicious! Brought to you by Dr. Dougley and Lord Ned.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2012 @ 11:00am

Science Got Done

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2012 @ 5:09pm

Still Alive

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 2 May, 2012 @ 12:21pm

This is a Triumph

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 18 May, 2012 @ 5:21pm

I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 3 May, 2012 @ 11:04am

Golden Potato

Get into GLaDOS' core on Aperture.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2012 @ 8:07am

Flea Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2012 @ 2:47pm

Dog and Pony Show

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2012 @ 4:21pm

Ringmaster

Kill the "Ring Leader" (Circus Patriarch)
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2012 @ 10:00am

Sparring with a Master

Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2012 @ 8:01am

Assistant Homicide

Kill 2 Circus Stalkers with a Melee weapon to the back in one wave.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 1:45pm

Seeing Double

Kill 5 Circus Crawlers with a Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2012 @ 8:07am

Clearing Clown Alley

Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2012 @ 9:50am

The Big Hunt

Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2012 @ 9:16am

Lifting a Dumbell

Kill a Circus Husk with a LAW.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2012 @ 8:38am

Small Hands

Kill 3 Circus Clots in a wave with the Lever Action Rifle.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2012 @ 8:04am

Elephant Gun

Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2012 @ 9:49am

Juggling Act

Drop 5 different Tier 2 weapons in one wave.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2014 @ 1:45pm

Windjammer Enthusiast

Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by a Circus Siren on Hard or above.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2012 @ 8:47am

Taking Down the Big Top

Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2012 @ 9:44am

Burning up the Midway

Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2012 @ 8:35am

Punk'd

Unlock 10 of the 13 Circus Achievements along with any Abusement Park achievement.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2012 @ 9:50am

Sparkling in the Twilight

Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2012 @ 5:17am

Carving The Jack O' Lantern

Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2012 @ 3:18am

The Scene is Zed

Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2012 @ 3:36am

Zed October

Win a Long Bedlam Match During the Halloween Event on Hard
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2012 @ 5:17am

This is No Ordinary Rabbit!

Kill 25 Halloween Scrakes in Bedlam
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2012 @ 6:26am

Trick, not Treat

Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2012 @ 2:23pm

Rule The Roost

Get all 6 achievements and unlock Commando Chicken
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2012 @ 6:53am

Burning Irony

Kill 15 Husks with the Husk Cannon
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2014 @ 4:08am

Highlander

Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2013 @ 4:40am

Bloody Yanks

Kill 1 specimen ONLY while expending a full M4 Assault Rifle magazine
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2012 @ 3:05pm

Finish Him

Hit a Scrake with the M203 Rifle grenade to kill him
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 4:26am

I love ze Healing not ze Hurting

Heal others for 3000 points of health with the MP5 SMG
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2012 @ 5:44am

Italian Meat Pasta

Kill 12 zeds with a full magazine from the Combat Shotgun
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2012 @ 10:48am

Feeling Lucky?

Kill a specimen with every shot from your Revolver for one magazine
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2012 @ 11:51am

We Have Ourselves a Cowboy

Hold dual 9mm, dual hand cannons and Dual Revolvers
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2012 @ 2:25pm

Snow Cone

Beat Ice Cave on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2012 @ 5:44pm

Stay Frosty

Beat Ice Cave on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2012 @ 6:55pm

On the Rocks

Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2013 @ 7:34am

A Bloody Christmas Carol

Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2012 @ 4:28am

Spec Ops

Kill 12 clots with one magazine without reloading (MK23)
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2012 @ 8:50am

Combat Medic

Kill a zed that has injured a player (M7A3 rifle)
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2012 @ 10:22am

Fugly

Kill one of each type of zed in one round (HSG Shotgun)
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 4:31am

British Superiority

Kill a zed each with both the Bullpup and FN-Fal
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2012 @ 12:22pm

The Big One

Kill 2 scrakes with one shot (M99)
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2013 @ 5:09am

Highway to Heaven

Beat Hellride on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2012 @ 1:40pm

Stuck in Limbo

Beat Hellride on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2012 @ 1:01pm

Historical Remnants

Kill 6 Zeds with one magazine on an MKb42, without reloading
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2012 @ 11:35am

Nail'd!

Kill 4 Stalkers in a game with the Vlad9000 Nailgun
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2012 @ 12:59pm

Trench Warfare

Set a total of 200 Zeds on fire with the Trench Gun in Hillbilly Horror
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2012 @ 10:01am

Third Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2012 @ 10:26am

Second Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2012 @ 6:52am

First Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2012 @ 4:15pm

Grim Reaper

Get the 6 Special Halloween Achievements plus 1 Hillbilly Horror Map Achievement to unlock the Grim Reaper
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2012 @ 12:56pm

Soul Collector

Free the souls of the 25 Gnomes hidden on Hillbilly Horror in 1 game
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2012 @ 9:34pm

Meet Your Maker!

Kill 1000 Hillbilly Zeds
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2012 @ 10:20am

Creepy Crawlies

Kill 15 Hillbilly Crawlers in 1 game with the Tommy Gun or MKb42
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2012 @ 12:31pm

Rippin' It Up

Kill a Hillbilly Husk and another Hillbilly Zed in the same shot with the Buzzsaw Bow or M99
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2012 @ 12:56pm

I Am Become Death

Kill 5 Hillbilly Zeds in 10 seconds with the Scythe or Axe
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2012 @ 12:43pm

Fiery Personality

Set 3 Hillbilly Gorefasts on fire with the Flare Pistol or Trench Gun
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2012 @ 9:08pm

One Small Step for Man

Kill 500 Zeds with the Schneidzekk Medic Gun while you are falling
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 4:21am

But It's All Red!

Collect all 16 Z.E.D. Gun pieces
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2012 @ 11:23am

Game Over, Man!

Have 20 Zeds you slowed with the Z.E.D. gun killed
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2012 @ 11:38am

Here is to us

Beat Moonbase on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2012 @ 11:47am

Attempting Re-entry

Beat Moonbase on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2013 @ 12:08pm

Amusing Death

Beat Moonbase on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2014 @ 4:39am

Gimli That Axe!

Get the Not-a-war-hammer Achievement in Dwarfs!?
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2013 @ 7:47pm

Astro Buffer Afficiando

Beat Steamland on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 4:57pm

Modified Psychoacceleration Achiever

Beat Steamland on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2013 @ 6:13am

Simplified Force Adhesion Afficianado

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 3:53pm

Oscillating Hydrogen Transition Achiever

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2013 @ 7:06pm

Hide and go Puke

[2013 Summer] Destroy all the Pukey the Clown dolls
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 4:37pm

Arcade Gamer

[2013 Summer] Complete the Pop the Clot, the Strong Man and the Grenade Toss games
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 3:37pm

Full Charge

Have 5 Breaker Boxes 100% repaired at the same time
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2013 @ 5:49am

Extended Motion Protector

[2013 Summer] Protect the Ringmaster during the escort mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2013 @ 4:55am

Guardian Assault Protector

Protect the ringmaster during the defense mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 4:54pm

Golden 3 Crown Note

Get all 3 gold bars without the carriers taking damage while they have them
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 3:51pm

Single-shot Equalizer

Kill 4 different types of Zeds with headshots with 4 shots from the Long Musket or the M14 without reloading
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 4:12pm

Assault Flayer Ordinance

Push a scrake back with the direct fire from a Hunting Shotgun or alt fire from the Multi-Chamber ZED Thrower
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 4:08pm

Single-Load Doom Bombardier

Kill a ZED with a direct (unexploded) shot from the Orca Bomb Propeller or the M-79/M32
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 4:04pm

Turbo Executioner

Kill 5 zeds in ZED time without reloading with Dr. T's LDS or Bullpup
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2013 @ 4:45pm

Mrs. Punkd

Get 4 of 6 of the 2013 Summer Event in-game level Achievements, one Standard and one Objective Mode map completion Achievement, plus the Punk'd Achievement to unlock Steampunk Mrs. Foster
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2014 @ 5:00pm

Longshoreman

Beat Fright Yard on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2013 @ 6:00am

Gang Crew

Beat Fright Yard on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 4:01am

Stevedore

Beat Fright Yard on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2013 @ 2:21pm

Wharfinger

Beat Fright Yard on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2013 @ 4:13pm

Fork Lift Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2013 @ 12:46pm

Truck Driver

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2013 @ 4:33pm

Claw Machine Master

Attach the crane hook within 125 seconds
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2013 @ 4:17pm

Ex-scientist

Collect all the bile without a contamination
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2013 @ 12:34pm

777

Win Fuel on the first try
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2013 @ 6:35am

Blinding Big Brother

Destroy all 30 Cameras
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2013 @ 1:36pm

Under The Weather

Use Bile or the Flamethrower to kill one of each Halloween Zed
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2013 @ 4:57am

Most Bang for the Buck

Kill 10 Halloween zeds in explosions using the Seeker 6 or the M32 within 5 seconds
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2013 @ 4:49am

Death

Beat Hell on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2014 @ 1:29pm

King Minos

Beat Hell on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2013 @ 4:49pm

Brain Fart

Beat Forgotten on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 4:31am

Agnosia

Beat Forgotten on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2013 @ 2:28pm

Amnesia

Beat Forgotten on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2013 @ 3:53pm

No Time for Love, Dr. Jones

Win a short round on KF-Hell playing as or with Harchier Spebbington
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2013 @ 4:49pm

Home Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2014 @ 11:50am

Micro Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2014 @ 6:01am

Master Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2014 @ 11:22am

Oktoberfest Master

Collect all the Beer Steins
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2014 @ 5:18am

Peasant

Beat Stronghold on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2014 @ 1:15pm

Squire

Beat Stronghold on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2014 @ 1:53pm

Prince

Beat Stronghold on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2014 @ 6:45am

Rich Evil Uncle

Collect all the Treasure Bags
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2014 @ 6:22am

Cattle Class

Beat Transit on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2014 @ 12:05pm

Economy Comfort

Beat Transit on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2014 @ 12:59pm

Business Class

Beat Transit on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 5:35am

First Class

Beat Transit on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2014 @ 4:25am

Day-trip

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2014 @ 5:48am

Long weekend

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2014 @ 12:18pm

Serious vacation

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2014 @ 4:14am

Moved to Paris!

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2014 @ 8:04am

Nitro Boost!

Transit - Get the Nitro to the Objective in 135 seconds or less
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2014 @ 4:26am

Totally Metal

Transit - Kill 250 Zeds before completing the welding objective
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2014 @ 4:04am

Multi-pass

Transit - Pick up the door key
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2014 @ 3:50am

Science Hater

Transit - Destroy all the DNA vials
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2014 @ 11:26am

Doctor WHO??

Transit - Get all Objective achievements AND beat KFO Transit on Hard or above to unlock Dr Rachel Clamely.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2014 @ 11:26am

Cavern of Pain

Beat ThrillsChills on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2016 @ 5:16pm



Dignity for the Dead

Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.

Man of Steel

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.

Bear King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.

And Back to School

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.

Dot of Doom

Get 25 headshots in a row with the EBR while using the Laser Sight.

Hellish Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Demonic King of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Demon Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Boss from Hell

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Scientist from Hell

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Diablo Steel Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Commit-ed for life

Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Wolf King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Wasted

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Warehouse Manager

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Not Dead Yet!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Iceberg

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.

Comet

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Park Ranger

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Vigilante

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Suicidal Difficulty.

SWAT

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Floodgate to Hell

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Fruit Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Suicidal Difficulty.

Devil Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hell On Earth Difficulty.

I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Suicidal Difficulty.

3 Ring Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.

On Top of the Big Top

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Anti Freeze

Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Demonic Road

Beat Hellride on Suicidal Difficulty

Devil's Co-pilot

Beat Hellride on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Explosion of Love

Heal yourself plus 5 other players with one grenade

First Cousins (Once Removed)

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Suicidal Difficulty

Have my axe

Kill 30 Fleshpounds with the Dwarfs!? axe with back attacks
1 / 30

One Giant Leap (Back) for Mankind

Beat Moonbase on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Fractional Neutron Activator

Beat Steamland on Suicidal Difficulty

Advanced Omega Wave Resonance Explorer

Beat Steamland on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Alpha Wave Osteooxidation Activator

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Tachyon Cytoneutralization Explorer

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Crane Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Shipping Magnate

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Fire and Forget

Kill a Halloween Fleshpound and Scrake in the same explosion with the Seal Squeal Harpoon Bomber or the LAW

Cerberus

Beat Hell on Suicidal Difficulty

Lucifer

Beat Hell on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Dementia

Beat Forgotten on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Trappist Monk

Beat Siren's Belch on Hell on Earth Difficulty

King

Beat Stronghold on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Gone clubbing

Beat Clandestine on Normal Difficulty

Rack 'em up

Beat Clandestine on Hard Difficulty

Burned out

Beat Clandestine on Suicidal Difficulty

Hangover from Hell

Beat Clandestine on Hell Difficulty

Skull Cracker

Clandestine - Destroy 30 skulls

Cave of Wonder

Beat ThrillsChills on Normal Difficulty

Grotto of Terror

Beat ThrillsChills on Suicidal Difficulty

Hollow of Horror

Beat ThrillsChills on Hell Difficulty

All shook up

Destroy all (15) Snow Globes