Apache
Mike
United States
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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572 uur in totaal
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Hearts of Iron IV
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Opmerkingen
Philthy 30 apr om 11:03 
Listen, you're the best racing driver I've ever seen. But, you gotta work on accelerating better out of turns, braking a tad later, hitting those apexes with surgical precision, managing tire wear like a seasoned pro, mastering different track conditions, understanding your car's setup inside out, strategizing pit stops like a chess grandmaster, nailing those overtakes without a second thought, keeping your cool under pressure, reading the competition's moves before they even think of them, and oh, maybe just shave a few milliseconds off your lap times. Other than that, you're golden. Keep at it, champ!
Philthy 22 jan om 17:48 
has a pungent odor that I can't really pin point..
Top Notes: Mint, Green Apple, Lemon
Mid Notes: Tonka Bean, Geranium, Ambroxan
Base Notes: Vanilla, Oak moss, Cedar, Vetiver

Also makes a 16 inch Kukri look like a 6 inch karda chakmak utility knife in his big hands

+rep
Philthy 15 mei 2024 om 18:26 
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪
Philthy 15 mrt 2024 om 9:14 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
UnclePeanut 6 okt 2023 om 4:06 
Tip sticky.
Philthy 1 apr 2023 om 11:56 
+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills