dirtiest stinky nasty ranga

this guy sold me fentanyl outside a primary school

not allowed within 100m of a school zone

met this guy playing cs:go he seemed pretty chill, you know good carry and what not. I always thought he had that dawg in him ngl. We eventually decided to meet up irl.... little did i know this guy was packing. he beat me to the ground with his phat schlong. I was helpless there was nothing i could do. I woke up the next day with a weird pain in my no no zone. i still havn't confronted hima bout it <3

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy. -rep

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