Thanks for the Gold Kind Stranger!

heyyy queen I saw your tweet about how men are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am a man, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how fat your boobies are till now but they’re awesome

I think fortnite should add a pregnant female skin. Every kill she gets she slowly gives birth. When in water blood comes out. At 10 kills she gives birth and the baby can be your pet. Thoughts? Fortnite should hire me yo🙏🙏

So my "friend" has a small penis and was wondering what exactly is the cut-off point for having a micro-penis? My friend is far too terrified to Google image search this and I can't either for entirely different reasons. I feel bad for him because my penis is extremely large and very satisfying to women and definitely works perfectly all the time, so I wanted to help him answer this question. He says that if he's at least a little above the threshold it might make him feel better.

Thank you for reading, and again, just to be clear,my penis is huge and wonderful and I definitely am not asking this question to regain at least a shred of confidence and self-esteem. And I absolutely do not need just this one small victory to continue getting out of bed in the morning.

So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.

Hello! Thank you for your interest in joining the 29th.
Your a grown person, so I'll come at you straight - we have certain standards of professionalism at the 29th regarding profiles; specifically inappropriate content. Having the lyrics to the Clannad ED is fine; some of the screenshots are a little iffy - but the real problem here is your comment section. I don't know who C4esar is nor why they show such dedication to such a high level of content, but that content is definitely generally what we would consider inappropriate.
I feel bad asking you to delete your entire comment history given the level of ridiculousness involved, and would like suggest maybe archiving all of them for posterity before you do so? Or even perhaps making an entirely new Steam profile and using Steam family sharing to share Squad and using the new profile just for the 29th?
The choice is yours, but as it stands something has to change before we can accept you.
Thanks for your time.