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Yeh.
Good times lol.
That Sam I am, That Sam I am
I do not like that Sam I am
Do you like green eggs and ham?
I do not like that Sam I am
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Will you eat them here or there? Will you eat them anywhere?
I won't eat them here or there, I won't eat them anywhere
I don't like green eggs and ham, I don't like you Sam I am
Would you eat them in a house? Would you eat them with a mouse?
I won't eat them in a house, I won't eat them with a mouse
Should I punch you in the mouth? No don't punch me in the mouth
I don't like green eggs and ham, I don't like you Sam I am
Do you think I give a damn? Eat this ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ man!
I will not eat them with a mouse, Now get the ♥♥♥♥ out of my house!
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Anyway she came over and gave me head, fantastic but right before sex she says she has some vaginal conditional that makes sex complicated. Apparently sex is extremely painful but she craves it so she does it anyway. But the catch is she used numbing cream. I put on a condom thinking I'll still feel it and we go slow. About 5 min in and she asks if I'm still hard. I told her I didn't know. I honestly didn't. I pull out and there is blood, numbing cream and my erect penis. We stopped because it hurt her too much. I didn't feel a thing and was honestly baffled seeing my ♥♥♥♥ and not being able to feel it erect