+Rep Clutch King 👑

Hello, I am the President of DogDongs.org . A website tailored to those who love dog sex. You have been inactive for 8 minutes which is a record for you. We are worried about you since you bring in so much money what with your deluxe membership. I'm just checking to see if everything is okay. We've prepared a list of all your favourite videos from your favorite catergory (GOAT ON HORSE) for the next time you log into our website. See you soon, HorseShlongLover34.

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

9999699999699999699999699999699999
9666696669696666696666696669666966
9999696669696666696666696669666966
9666699999696699696699696669666966
9666696669696669696669696669666966
9666696669699999699999699999666966

Highlight the numbers
Press Ctrl + F
Then press 9

Lol that is really funny Mike :)

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THIS TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THAT TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ ＼(`Д´)／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES
Son..ಠ_ಠ
ಠ_ಠ Put.
ಠ__ಠ The tables.
ಠ___ಠ Back.
(╮°-°)╮┳━┳