If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have
schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz
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'Why?' he [Rincewind] said.
The world is going to end.
'What, again?'
(Sourcery)
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Alcoholics Anonymous is when you get to drink under someone else's name.
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For every movie about Vietnam starring Chuck Norris, the historical duration of the war decreases. Just 3 more "Missing in Action" sequels, and that war will have never actually existed.
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The figures looked more or less human. And they were engaged in
religion. You could tell by the knives (it's not murder if you do it
for a god).
(Small Gods)
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When it is incorrect, it is, at least *authoritatively* incorrect.
-- Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy
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Cohen's Law:
There is no bottom to worse.
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Water, taken in moderation cannot hurt anybody.
-- Mark Twain
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Getting banned is not.

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Multiple game bans on record
0 day(s) since last ban

♥♥♥♥ You for cheating on me. ♥♥♥♥ you for reducing it to the word cheating. As if this were a card game, and you sneaked a look at my hand. Who came up with the term cheating, anyway? A cheater, I imagine. Someone who thought liar was too harsh. Someone who thought devastator was too emotional. The same person who thought, oops, he’d gotten caught with his hand in the cookie jar. ♥♥♥♥ you. This isn’t about slipping yourself an extra twenty dollars of Monopoly money. These are our lives. You went and broke our lives. You are so much worse than a cheater. You killed something. And you killed it when its back was turned.

Who wouldn't make a mistake with all that's on your plate?