I sexually identify as a solar boss. Ever since I was a young Awesomenaut I dreamed of traversing the jungles of Ribbit spitting hot loads of green acid on annoying Nauts. People say to me that being a solar boss is impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care. I’m beautiful. I’m having a SUSI install a 5000 point health pack, 20 solar for 3, and a respawn timer in my body. From now on, I want you guys to call me “Bossy” and respect my right to spit from afar and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me than you’re a solarphobe and need to check your alien privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Dis guy fav fud is Egg -1 rep

Merry Christmas.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY -Your fav Dictator

Ignore that....