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16 of 44 (36%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 5:50am

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 9:59am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 10:05am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 5:48am

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 5:17am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 5:37am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 6:29am

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 5:37am

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 9:50am

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 10:24am

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 8:00am

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 9:19am

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 9:25am

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 7:53am

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 6:50am

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 8:27am



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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