Bro's bombing my panties so hard.
The Fallout boy is a great touch.
I give you a 9/10.

First!

Please, fellow rationalists, help me. I just cannot believe I said the “g” word on accident. I didn’t mean it. I’m very disappointed in myself, I think I need to go to science camp or something. evolutionary pressures sure did a number on my coordination, What if I start mistaking anecdotes for evidence? What if next time, I say “Jsus chrst” instead of “neil degrasse tyson”? I don’t like religion or anything related to religion. What if I’m secretly a diest? what should I do? Is my foreskin going to DISAPPEAR?? Yours truly

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you ♥♥♥♥!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favourite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

WombOT loved me and used me for chicken dinners then deleted me without a word, my heart has never known such coldness.

Man's upsetti spaghetti.