the angery....

this guy has a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disease everyone point and laugh

guh??

lol steam is dumb
this guy committed one of the greatest jokes I've ever seen, a true madlad

Hey. Hope you're doing terribly.

new friend saying bye again

Hey. Hope you're doing well.

old friend saying hi again

Greetings pineapple, one day you are going to be frolicking outside and will trip upon a wire and plummet onto an open, cackling electrical grid. Whilst falling, your life will flash through your very eyes, you will contemplate upon why you never apologised for being responsible for the suicides of two children, why you never felt the caress of a woman and lastly, the reasons on why you were disowned by your family. Upon reaching such an epiphany, you will make contact with the power grid, being summarily electrocuted. This will either result in your demise, or will irrevocably alter your psychology, to such an extent that you will polymorph into an ordinary, heterosexual man, one who doesn't bear an aversion to the outside world and who is destined to seek a higher education. I earnestly and eagerly look forward to this day.

U be squirtin? Or u on the cream team? What color the inside? Ur ♥♥♥♥♥ real wet? Do it clap? Do it grip the meat? Its tight? U got cheese? How many fingers u use? What it taste like? you ever crab walk on da ♥♥♥♥? U got yeast in there? ever drink goat blood? Can i smell it? Its warm? U suck the stank off tha ♥♥♥♥? U hairy?

*farts on user when he licks your chest*

*licks chest*

stfu go erp with nutty

~Meaning of a Lick~
Lick on the Tail: Will you be my mate?
Lick on the Ear: I think you are cute!
Lick on the Stomach/Belly: I'm ready.
Lick on the Forehead: For comfort.
Lick on the Paw/Hand: You're my everything.
Lick below the Chin: I like you.
Lick on the Nose: I love you.
Lick on the Finger: You're so sweet!
Lick on the Neck: We belong together.
Lick on the Shoulder: I want you.
Lick on the Chest: I love the feeling of you in me.
Lick on the Lips: I need you.
Lick on the Back: For fun!
Lick on the Cheek: I missed you.
Lick on the Tongue: ultimate expression for love
Lick on the Eye: I'm embarrassed.
Lick on the Thigh: Your feelings are not ignored.

im going to ♥♥♥♥ my pants

not angry

yeah Susie from kirby happens to be my GF also I farted

I love your profile pic, reminds me of Susie from Kirby

im going to ♥♥♥♥ my pants

Heya, would you be interested in selling your miami texas? I would offer keys. I am looking to buy it for keeps!

And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out what's in my head
And I, I'm feeling a little peculiar

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What's goin' on?

And I say Heya Heya Heya, would you be interested in selling your miami texas? I would offer keys. I am looking to buy it for keeps!

Heya, would you be interested in selling your miami texas? I would offer keys. I am looking to buy it for keeps!

Heya, would you be interested in selling your miami texas? I would offer ♥♥♥. I am looking to buy it for keeps!Heya, would you be interested in selling your miami texas? I would offer ♥♥♥. I am looking to buy it for keeps!

Heya, would you be interested in selling your miami texas? I would offer keys. I am looking to buy it for keeps!

Heya, would you be interested in selling your miami texas? I would offer keys. I am looking to buy it for keeps!

No problem, bro. Enjoy the Wrench!

Hey! I got an gold wrench after you guys kicked me! Guess the sacrifice worked! Thanks!!

Dickbender

based

+Rep Knows the good music!

+rep nice trader!!

+rep taut mi how tu pla tf2

+rep Nice guy to duel with never gets mad.

good player with cooperative mindset.

nice playlist

all the other miners with there diamond swords

+rep i was only 9 years old, i loved shrek so much, i had all the merchendise and movies, i would pray to shrek every night "shrek is love" i say "shrek is life" my dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, i knew he was just jelous, of my devotion to shrek

-rep wont give me aussie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h5WrWncDZw

oh hey, another engie main! cool!

hey, that's pretty good

beew

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-rep wont giev me aussie wepen

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Dammit Bobbeh, I tell ya hwat, you just got visited by the friendly propane man
If you don't post this in 5 comment sections you'll suffer pro-pain

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