10/10 bestest nurse

Omg touhou 6 rumia
(best rumia)

lol

-rep

I caught my son humping his phone for the 1st time. I'm a single parent father and one day, I heard the bed shaking in my sons room. I thought my son was using his bed as a trampoline, but I went in the room to tell him to stop. However I did not expect him to be humping his phone, buttnaked in bed. I was so shocked, I yelled at him when I saw it. But when I pushed him aside and saw his screen, I saw his nut, and the phone was cracks. But most importantly: a big oiled up man. I was amazed by my son, "Son! Let me join you." so we started slashing his phone with our ♥♥♥♥♥ like a sword. We did not notice but It was now 2am and we were still doing indecent acts to his phone. I did a thrust so hard: it shattered his phone into a million pieces. We all cried so hard after this, this was the worst part. So I got my phone. And printed a image of a buff black man. We stuck it in that thing until we passed out. The end.

@lunar revel if you invade me while i'm fighting a boss, i'm simply alt-f4ing because you're a ♥♥♥♥♥