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You will never forget what you read here.... this is the story of how i ate 2 birds with one stone. It was a hot summer day and was at a lake with my friend named billy bob the 3rd and he told me that birds tasted amazing. I "grabbed" a rock and threw it at a bird but instead of killing one bird i killed 2. All the other birds saw me kill their friend so they started to transform into a potato and flew at me. With no time to react, i turned myself into an attack helicopter and flew at them. This battle waged for years but at the end i won and ate the potato. Ever since than I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter that shoots dolphins.

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Now im not a violent person. I’m a peaceful man with a toxic personality and I’m also a misogynist. But that doesn’t matter to women as studies and social experiments have shown. I don’t want to force women to do it but I may have to if they don’t, in Minecraft. I am a kind person really, I won’t hurt you. Please, give me sex. I need it to function as a man, hell, I need it to become a man in the first place. It’s like a trial near adulthood and you ascend to the rank of adult once you have sex. Give it to me. I demand it. You WILL have sex with me, one way or the other.

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