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I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, | always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that l have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. l have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my ♥♥♥♥ without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try.

Hyvää päivä, my name is Kenninen. I’m a 27 year old American Jonne (Finland fan for you vittus). I draw Spurdos on my kuormalavasohva, and spend my days perfecting my sauna visits and eating superior Finnish food. (mämmi, reindeer testicles). Wish me luck in Finland!

Really? Did you seriously just call me 12 you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥. First things first, I am 13, not 12 you dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. Second of all, your calling me 12 when your grammar looks like that? *Their *Your *OK. That's just a few too. Also, just because I play Minecraft and enjoy the FNAf (Five Nights at Freddie's for you dumbasses) lore does not mean I'm an immature 12 year old. I'm very mature for my age and hang out with the 14 year olds. So watch your mouth dumbass ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

"I'm never going to play overwatch." Lego, April 10th, 2016