Long ago in a distant land, I, 👌, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is 👌!

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

8 years have passed

To all the friends of Andres, I have some very bad news. I've known Andres for around 5 years now and it eventually got to the point where we exchanged contact and personal information. We were about as close as internet friends could get, but I received an unfortunate e-mail. This morning, his mother contacted me to deliver the very grim news that Andres had sadly passed away after a fatal car accident with a bus during an afternoon drive, which is why he hasn't been online. She asked that I please pass on this information to you all and ask for your prayers to help his family get through these rough times. Please do so, and remember that Andres didn't suffer and is in a better place now. Pass this message on to whoever you can.

If I were told at gunpoint to smoke an entire marijuana
I would just say "shoot me", because either way will have
the same result of death, and I want to die with dignity

Hey, I need to talk to you about this group:
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/groups/Not-Yet-Named
Please contact me when you are available.