I am now 25 years old. My bones don't work like they used to. The youth ♥♥♥♥ my mother on the regular. My eyes glaze over.

(Archived bio for memories:)

I'm some 18 year old neckbeard on the internet who regularly masturbates to stills of ScreaM getting headshots. I often change my name to Pro players for I have a lack of self confidence and a slightly below average sized penis.

I go outside twice a month to smoke the good stuff and edit sick terraria montages.

I attempted to revive competitive Hunger Games in Minecraft but to no avail.

Regular follower of PewDiePie, both on twitter and in real life.

Playing for Departed Lex in the intermediate North American division. Captain and top fragger. I like to use the AWP from time to time and hit some nasty shots and then when some kid is staring at me with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ glock i miss all 69 shots (LOL 69 get it). I blame the fact that the servers are only 128 and not 129.

64 Tick servers are the reason I cannot get a girlfriend and why my dog is an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Passionate about the game and never give up. Swag Yolo.