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➜ Silver 1 : ✔
➜ Silver 2 : ✘
➜ Silver 3 : ✘
➜ Silver 4 : ✘
➜ Silver Elite : ✘
➜ Silver Elite Master : ✘
➜ Gold Nova 1 : ✘
➜ Gold Nova 2 : ✘
➜ Gold Nova 3 : ✘
➜ Gold Nova Master : ✘
➜ Master Guardian 1 : ✘
➜ Master Guardian 2 : ✘
➜ Master Guardian Elite : ✘
➜ Distinguished Master Guardian : ✘
➜ Legendary Eagle : ✘
➜ Legendary Eagle Master : ✘
➜ Supreme Master First Class : ✘
➜ The Global Elite : ✘

PC Specs

Case: Microwave
CPU: PotatoCPU 9000 / Core i3-530
Motherboard: Toaster
Graphics Card: Pizza / NVIDIA G100
Cooling: Dry Ice with N2 setup
Ram: Silver Forks and Spoons (2GB)
Storage: 2x Toasted White bread (10GB Hard drive + 20GB SSD)

Monitor: 4:3 resolution 30 hertz Box monitor
Mouse: Ballmouse from 1995 (I'm not kidding about this one.)
Keyboard: Typewriter
Headphones: 2 cordless phones, bound together by a cord
Microphone: The reciever on my headset

Perfectly balanced. As all things should be
Recent Activity
1,630 hrs on record
last played on 18 Sep
18.3 hrs on record
last played on 16 Sep
4.9 hrs on record
last played on 15 Sep
29 Sep, 2019 @ 11:24pm 
I have played Counter-Strike since 2004 started with 1.6 and CSS and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom and I. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you mother ♥♥♥♥er
Wao Ping 27 Jul, 2019 @ 8:59pm 
+rep little nasty ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥
god did 24 Jun, 2019 @ 3:08am 
~ so musky drools all over yo' ding-a-ling yo' daddy meat I wanna bust a nut on fondlez Mista ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls n' inhalez deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms mo' n' wigglez booty I gots a straight-up boner fo' yo' musky goodnizz bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ sucklez on yo' tip so phat licks pre of yo' ding-a-ling salty goodness~ eyes role back n' goes balls deep mmmm~ moans n' suckles
god did 24 Jun, 2019 @ 3:08am 
Rawr x3 nuzzlez how tha ♥♥♥♥ is yo dirty ass pounces on you you so warm o3o notices you gotz a funky-ass bulge o: one of mah thugss aiiight ;) nuzzlez yo' necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies yo' bulgy wolgy you so big-ass :oooo rubbies mo' on yo' bulgy wolgy it don't stop growin .///. kisses you n' lickies yo' necky daddy likies (; nuzzlez wuzzlez I hope daddy straight-up likes $: wigglez booty n' squirms I wanna peep yo' big-ass daddy meat~ wigglez booty I gots a lil itch o3o wags tail can you please git mah itch~ puts paws on yo' chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs yo' chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up grill I need ta be punished runs paws down yo' chest n' bites lip like I need ta be punished straight-up good~ paws on yo' bulge as I lick mah lips I be gettin thirsty. I can go fo' some gin n juice unbuttons yo' baggy-ass pants as mah eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~
god did 24 Jun, 2019 @ 3:06am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play gfsimulators sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun
frfr 24 Apr, 2019 @ 3:55am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play gfsimulators sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun