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2 people found this review helpful
1,841.5 hrs on record (1,390.5 hrs at review time)
As much as I enjoy this game, I've grown fed up with the constant performance issues this game has.
The devs need to seriously stop releasing chapters to milk the cows and actually set aside an entire year to fix the damn thing.
Problems I consistently or rarely get but still annoying af with this game which I've NEVER had happen on any of my other 200 games I've played:

-Massive lag spikes, my Internet just decides to tank itself for no reason every few matches even though I never get this issue with any other game. This makes the game unplayable as you just casually rubberband and teleport everywhere.

-Dedicated servers love throwing people out of games and feeding them a DC penalty for BHVRs own problem.

-This is the only game that straight up nukes my PC (Freezes or crashes my entire computer)

-Following on from the last point, although both are very rare, the game itself will crash instead of killing your own computer.

-Bloodpoint error which throws me out into the main menu.

-Easy Anti cheat errors which also throw you out of the game.

-Bugs, bugs, and bugs. Some bugs which straight up make you look like a cheater sometimes.

Will I still play this game? Well of course I will, but I will hamper on about the performance until they bloody fix it. Before you think that my hardware is the issue, I can assure you it is not, I've done many checks, clean it out regularly, have 100GB bandwidth.
Hell if BHVR hires my IT services, I'll fix it for them.
Posted 22 September, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
6.4 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
Yes I get this is a porn game, but I have to say, if you have problems with beastiality it's best to avoid this.

As by the very definition, the "Symbiant" is a wild animal.

WN: Potential story spoilers I guess:
Why? I say this because, the symbiant acts on basic instinct, is unpredictable, has limited communication, requires consistency in behaviour training, requires being educated on the species for at least a year before you are allowed to own one. It has no sense of morals, as it will kill it's "master" if it believes it can get sustenance from a better source.
Posted 9 February, 2024. Last edited 9 February, 2024.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
Bedrock game engine and it's bugs shine so bright I quite literally can't play the game. If you encounter account error or memory/save error, you likely won't be able to fix it.
Posted 22 December, 2023.
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18.7 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
A great throwback to more retro repetitive point grind, with a lot of chaos to the mix.
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
79.8 hrs on record (23.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
More balanced than other asyms, once you actually get past the learning curve. The game is entirely balanced around communication for teen, with a ping system for non verbals. Monster requires you to actually have brain cells and think about how to engage the other team.

Current gripe is queue times and the lack of a catalogue for the store, instead of this fomo cosmetic rotation every day or two.

Overall, I look forward to how the game develops.
Posted 29 July, 2022.
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12.9 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
This game will not appeal to most Western Players, and will quickly eat up your money if you let it. As it is by definition, a shallow Pay-to-Win grind fest.
Posted 15 February, 2022.
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0.0 hrs on record
Just No.
Posted 15 February, 2022.
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188.8 hrs on record (28.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Fantastic Story rich game, visuals are captivating and combat offers some level of challenge. Choices are well reflected, and a playthrough can swiftly become different even from a simple change in your race or class. Attention to detail is phenomenal, as characters will always react in different ways depending on what you do, leaving each playthrough feeling fresh and different, even if you know somewhat what to expect. Experimentation is always a great way to change things up if you find yourself feeling like your next game won't be any different, trust me it will, different choices and even choosing to ignore some plots can change what ends up happening with your adventure.

I'm looking forward to the completion of this game, and hope to see far more customisation options for your customs characters.
Posted 30 November, 2020.
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1,019.1 hrs on record (750.9 hrs at review time)
With over 700 hours of game time, I still keep coming back to this game. Even after hours it's still one of my favourite games to play. I recommend it and you too might find some strange enjoyment out of it like myself.
Posted 4 August, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
251.8 hrs on record (102.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Hightly recommended, even in early access I find The Isle to be very enjoyable and cannot wait for the future updates. Although kosing is an issue in some servers, if you go to popular servers you will find they keep kosing under control. For all of you who love survival games, please play this game!
Posted 27 May, 2017.
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