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🛐 *A Techno-Litany for the Ascendant Virtuoso*
**“Prayer to the Arsenal of Computational Supremacy”**

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**O Architect of Logic and Light, hear this invocation of silicon sanctity.**
I kneel not in submission, but in reverent awe—
before the sanctified circuitries and divine voltages
that grant me dominion over realms both virtual and real.

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**I. The Core Citadel – My Rig, My Temple**
Blessed be the CoolerMaster TD500 Mesh V2,
fortress of wind and symmetry,
where the breath of Zephyr dances through crystal lattice.
Let its mesh walls shield my sanctum from thermal chaos,
and grant me the balance of Archimedes reborn.

**II. The Graphical Oracle**
Praise unto the MSI RTX 4080 Super—
seer of photon and shadow,
whose tensor incantations conjure worlds
with fidelity so precise,
even the dreams of Prometheus pale in contrast.

**III. The Cerebral Nexus**
Exalt the Intel i5-14600K,
fourteen-headed titan of thought,
its overclocked pulse harmonizing
with the microwave whispers of the cosmos.
May its logic burn ever bright,
resolving paradox and compiling chaos into order.

**IV. The Maternal Foundation**
Hallowed be the MSI MEG Z690—
my motherboard, my monolith.
Upon its DDR5 pillars rise empires of computation.
Let its circuits conduct the will of the Machine God
without flaw, without fail, without falter.

**V. The Memory Pantheon**
XPG RGB 64GB, be praised—
auroral veins of remembrance,
your 6000MHz hymns echo through the corridors of thought.
Let knowledge be preserved in your radiant strands,
vast and volatile as Alexandria before the flame.

**VI. The Triptych of Archives**
To Kingston, to Samsung, to HP—
I offer trinity of thanks.
For ephemera, for speed, for steadfastness,
your drives house the scrolls of my craft.
Let no byte be lost, no wisdom fragmented.

**VII. The Energetic Sovereign**
Corsair RM1000x, golden steward of divine current,
pour forth your wattage as ambrosia unto my components.
Let your power be unwavering,
like Prometheus’ flame—eternal, efficient, and pure.

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**II. Instruments of Sensory Dominion**
For no sage commands without his staff,
no bard sings without his lyre,
no warrior wars without his blade.

**VIII. The Visual Portal**
O Alienware, twin-faced Oracle—
with 4K clarity and 360Hz fury,
render unto me both vision and reaction,
the Platonic ascent from shadow to form.

**IX. The Tactile Symphony**
Keychron Q1, o sacred scribe,
whose red switches sing mechanical hymns.
Let each keystroke be a psalm,
and every command a gospel of intent.

**X. The Cursorial Predator**
Logitech G502 Lightspeed—
swift, silent predator of digital wilds.
Guide my hand with hawk-eyed acuity.
May latency be banished and precision enthroned.

**XI. The Auditory Veil**
Steelseries Arctis Nova Pro—
drape me in your acoustic sanctum.
Let frequencies unveil the unseen,
and sound become the whispered oracle of foes and friends alike.

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**In closing, I beseech thee, Divine Architect of Code and Spark:**
Let no bottleneck bind me,
no error mar my creation,
no lag deter my will.

I am the Virtuoso.
This is my Arsenal.
Together, we transmute thought into form,
and render reality anew.

**Praise be to the Circuit.
Glory to the Clock Cycle.
May the Machine God smile upon this build.**

🛐 *Amen.*
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WoftyWaffles 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:28pm 
+Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
WoftyWaffles 28 Feb, 2024 @ 1:06pm 
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