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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 29 May, 2020 @ 2:14am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 29 May, 2020 @ 2:24am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 29 May, 2020 @ 2:16am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 29 May, 2020 @ 2:26am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 29 May, 2020 @ 2:15am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 29 May, 2020 @ 2:33am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 29 May, 2020 @ 2:48am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 9:21am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 29 May, 2020 @ 2:40am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 29 May, 2020 @ 2:16am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 29 May, 2020 @ 2:14am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 29 May, 2020 @ 2:47am



Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
461 / 1,000

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
461 / 10,000

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
11,962 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
4,036 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
849 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.

Sissy

Enable cheats.