roses are blue violets are red The world is flat.

hi Alex, it's your sister...

please come home, we really miss you and i think our parents are going crazy trying to find you. i just want you to know we weren't actually going to send you to a conversion camp, it was a joke. i don't care that you're ♥♥♥, because at the end of the day, you're still my brother. if you see this, don't hesitate to reach out.

p.s the police are after you

-love, your older sister

noob

accept me please