If this is what PC gaming is supposed to be, I really really miss my Switch.

This game is derivative garbage. I ended up selling my Nintendo Switch to get a gaming PC and boy, I regret it. I went to best buy and asked them to help me pick out parts. I have a very, very high end gaming PC and I spent about 500$ to get it. Everyone says PC is the best, people keep saying PC gaming is the best because of higher framerates and load times but how can anyone defend this? The game looks worse and plays like it's in slowmotion. I managed to beat the tutorial only after playing for 80 or so hours, because the game is so poorly programmed. It is LEGITIMATELY, UNPLAYABLE. Besides, it seems just like a ripoff of paper mario. I guarantee if Nintendo had made this, it would have turned out infinitely better. Maybe there would be an online mode too and a season pass with new content, something to keep players coming back. At least it would run well and actually be playable, like the newest Pokemon games.

Games like this and Elden Ring are just pure gamer cope, where people act like games haven't been perfected a whole 30 years ago with the Nintendo 64. Why anyone even likes this game or PC games in general, I have absolutely no clue. All these lies about better graphics, better performance is just nothing but lies. Say it did run well, like in the trailers, which is literally impossible unless you're willing to spend 10 THOUSAND or more dollars on your PC. Who has money for that? You know how many GOOD Nintendo games I could get for that kinda money? I could buy every single Nintendo console and at least a dozen games for it.

Also I know what you're gonna say, "Dude you could just emulate on a PC" but that's ILLEGAL. Why anyone would condone STEALING SOMEONE'S INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY! MAYBE LEARN TO HAVE SOME MORALS FFS!

Anyways, f*** PC gaming and f*** this game. Nintendo is the best and always will be. Cry more about it.