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Created by - Darknorwood and Hammy
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Sick and tired of becoming roadkill? Lend your friend your gun only to have him lose it to a speeding train? This Guide can help! Step Zero: Make sure to read this guide whilst not standing upon rails. Now with Gates!
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61 Hours played
Current Review: I was asked by devs to re-review the game after updates. I understand this is probably a boiler plate thing that's done semi-automatically, so no hate to whoever has the job of doing this. Instead, I'd like to direct my annoyance to the team making the game. First off, I still have had performance issues with the game despite updates. I have indeed played the game recently, though I started to give up when I ran into several "ruin the game" situations.

First, the issue of the game randomly crashing wasn't fixed when I played last. I just instinctively save now. No, instead, my issue is the still-to-my-knowledge unfixed bug that will, without rhyme or reason, remove all of the textures of whatever house you have as your home office. I dedicated three or four days of play sessions to completely redoing the OG starter home cause I loved it so much. I did custom furniture, designed a floor plan, and made a home that I really liked. Then, one day when I launched to play, every single wallpaper, floor tile, and ceiling tile had reverted to the default brick texture. To say I was deflated undersells it; i was distraught that all of my progress was gone. As if to mock me, while I stared at all of my lost work, the game autosaved. I haven't had any desire to play since. I see in the patch notes that this has been fixed, but I just don't want to lose my progress to similar situations in the future.

The game is early access, and I get it, but I'll play the game once it's been properly launched at this point. I'm tired of losing my progress seemingly at random. There's only a few hours at most of "story" content, but I wasn't getting this game for the story. I wanted a better version of HF1, and in some regards this is that still. The texture on furnitures is much more consistent, and I like the fact you can more heavily modify a home now. I just don't think it's worth it to me that you can lose so much really important progress still.



Original Review: In its current state, probably wouldn't recommend this game. While I am enjoying playing I lost about an hour or so of progress after a crash because the auto-save is so infrequent and the game fluctuates between running well and borderline crashing. My PC isn't amazing, but it isn't so poor that it shouldn't be able to run this game. The new painting style is also really annoying; I felt slightly motion sick after a few times due to having to move the camera around so much. I would like to like this game but I feel really jaded by the progress loss still seeing as I was having a lot of fun up until the crash.
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Extreme Evo Boost 22 Oct, 2024 @ 12:20am 
+rep loves to fish more than my wife loves me can i get a hell yeah brother
Violince 21 Oct, 2024 @ 11:01am 
Holy Carp
Darknorwood 13 Feb, 2023 @ 11:22am 
:imSorry:Oh shoot, I'm sorry.
:sorryForWhat:Sorry for what? Our daddy tought us not to be ashamed of our ♥♥♥♥♥, ‘specially when they are such good size ‘n all.
:imSorry:Yeah I can see that, your daddy gave you good advice.
:sorryForWhat:It gets bigger when I pull on it.
:imSorry:Mmm.
:sorryForWhat:Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin.
:imSorry:Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like how to not rip the skin by using someone else’s mouth, instead of your own hand.
:sorryForWhat:Will you show me?
:imSorry:I’ll be right happy to.
Darknorwood 7 Jun, 2016 @ 11:26pm 
Oh, well, I'm the type of guy who will never settle down
Where pretty girls are, well, you know that I'm around
I kiss 'em and I love 'em 'cause to me they're all the same
I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em they don't even know my name

They call me a wanderer
Yeah, a wanderer
I roam around, around, around, around
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That's all of mine so far, damn
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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