Recent reviews by 𝔅𝔬𝔟𝔦𝔯

The year is 2028. Valve celebrate their 150th Case release with another rent-able case, this one costing twice as much. Tears roll out of my eyes as I queue up for another game, already predicting my loss.
My teammates screech as we lose each round, unable to identify which player was at fault and you KNOW it was not your problem. The other team must be cheating, boosting, just having a better day. It's not you; it's the game.
But hey, apparently another update looms in the near future - perhaps now they'll finally add another community-made map, maybe now they'll add cache?
But no, just another collection in the Armory, and further discounts for the latest sticker capsule disappointment. Man, I miss the creativity and ingenuity of CS:GO, now we're left with a greedy money-grab that Valve have all but abandoned. Another one bites the dust.
Yet somehow, it's still addictive. This game brings me nothing but rage and disappointment if I try, anguished laughter and annoyed teammates when I don't.
Don't play this until some love is brought back to the game, not more skins. How about a new weapon? Gamemode? Anything but content that earns Valve money? Wishful thinking.

Sure, server problems on launch day are frustrating, because all you want to do is play the game.

But boy, is it cute,
boy, is it fun,
and boy is it worth the wait.

Whilst the gameplay may become repetitive for some, the skill level, clutch moments, tight races and fun mini-games will keep you coming back for more and more even after many hours of gameplay.

What could be improved:
More race maps
Larger variety of minigames

I just pray the developers don't abandon the game after it's successful launch and keep adding new content to keep us coming back even years after initial launch.

9/10, most fun I've had playing in a while!

MAKE THIS ONLINE!!!

Wanna know how I got these scars?
Now you see, I was playing gotham city imposters,
and my dad came in and asked me to switch off.
I said I needed to finish, as I didn't want to loose,
and he said:
"Why so serious?"
So he took my keyboard and my mouse,
and he crammed them into my mouth, so hard,
that my mouth split open, forcing me to have a constant smile.
You know how painful that was?
Almost as painful as forgetting your username and password...
almost...

AMAZING!!! Buy now...
Or go to hell to experience it in real life!
11/10

He shoots; He scores! A great combination of RNG, salt and skill. This game is so much fun, I can't recommend it enough!