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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:32am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:50am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:05pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:14am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:08am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:23pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:27pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:15am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:16am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:19am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:29am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:46am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:28pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:14am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:51am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:23pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:57am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:01am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:01am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:01am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:46am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:16am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:23am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:00am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:19pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:15am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:15am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:28am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:49pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:20am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:16am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:36am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:49pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:19am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:22am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:23pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:45am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:30pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:23pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:24am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:51pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:23pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:30am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:27pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:58am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:28pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:57am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:34am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:29pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:22am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:14pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:59am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:15am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:28am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:51pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:45am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:47am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:00pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 9:49am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:36am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:52am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:25am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:57am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:01am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:36am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:25am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:08pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:08pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:04pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:11pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:49pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:27am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:38am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:38am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 5:34pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:22am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:23pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:06am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:27pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:37am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:17am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:17am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 7:32am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:27am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:27am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:34am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:08am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:23am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:28pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:47am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:19am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 4:10am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:13am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:33pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:36am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:23pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:14am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:50pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:42pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:57am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:14am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:01am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:29am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:23am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:48am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:38am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:38am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:38am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:03pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:03pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:14am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:14am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:14am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:14am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:27am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:38am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:39am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:14am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:14am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:38am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:27am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 7:21am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:37am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:38am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:38am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:03pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:03pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 4:42pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:22am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:14pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:14pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 10:01am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 6:06pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 6:16am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 3:38pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:38am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:47pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 11:05am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 10:54am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 1:42pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 6:43pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 6:43pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:08am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 6:43pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 6:43pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 6:44pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 6:44pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 6:44pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 6:44pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 6:44pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 9:11pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:57pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:14am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:23am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 6:44pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:14am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:54pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:47pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:50pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:40pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 3:50pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:58pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:21am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:39am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 9:10pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:08pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:08pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:08pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:08pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:08pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 6:43pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:14am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:58am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 6:44pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:22am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:14am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:38am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 6:44pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:08pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:08pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:09pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:08pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:08pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:51pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:51pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:09pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:09pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:10pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 5:08am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 5:08am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:09pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:09pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 5:09am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:30am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:09pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 6:44pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:38am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:10pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:09pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:51pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:16am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:22am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:14am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:46am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:32am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:32am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:46am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 10:58am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 6:28am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:21pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:00pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:00am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:59pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:00pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 5:09am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:38am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:00pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 6:44pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:00pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:00pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:00pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:00pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:00pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:14pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:00pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:00pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:00pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:00pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 4:44pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 10:01am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:08pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:47am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:31am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:27am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:53am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:07pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 9:14pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:40am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:00pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:00pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:00pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:25pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:41pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:00pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:34am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:00pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:00pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:02pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:15pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:24am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:24am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:44am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:09pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 5:09pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 5:09am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 5:09am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:08pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:31am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 5:08am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:37am



Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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