Yan's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 2:26pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 5:47pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:21am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:51am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:46pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:26pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 7:38am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:52pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 12:13am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 2:35pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 2:51pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 6:11pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 1:29am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 12:01pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 12:08pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 12:49pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 2:19pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 4:53pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:16am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:55am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 2:25pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:59pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 7:41am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:33am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:33am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:33am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 12:06pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:20am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:29am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:33am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 12:00pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 12:01pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 2:53pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:30am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 6:24am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:02pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 12:01pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 4:54pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Nov @ 11:36am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 12:08pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:26am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:14am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 2:17pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:16am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 6:24am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 12:53pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:30am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:11am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 30 Nov @ 12:36pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 6:25am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 1:35pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:24pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 11:35am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 1:44pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 2:25pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 2:48pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 2:33pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:59pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:53am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 2:56pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:35am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:52am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 9:52am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 12:06pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 30 Nov @ 11:35am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 12:02pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 12:49pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 2:53pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:14am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:20am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 30 Nov @ 1:26pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:33am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 2:26pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:19am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 3:08pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:13am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 6:25am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:25pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 12 Dec @ 3:51pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:33am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 7:41am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:27am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 11:47pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 11:34am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:08pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 12:13pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:11am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 11:35am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:51am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 5:31am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:17am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 13 Dec @ 8:37am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 10 Dec @ 10:02am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 6:36am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:03am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:13am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 6:39am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:17am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:53pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 6:25am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:12pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:05pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:02am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 5:24am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 6:55am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 6:58am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:52am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 11:35am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 2:29pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 11:47pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:54am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 11:46pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 11:47pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:42am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 1:14pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:24pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:26pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 6:11pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 5:24am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:09pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 5:46am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 6:59am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:38am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:07am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:15am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:27am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:47am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 9:38am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 4:15pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 8:07am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 3:02pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:01am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 2:13pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 1:37pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 3:00pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 1:39pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:27am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:55am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:57am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:04am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:04am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 9:53am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:33am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 6:25am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 6:25am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:06pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 3:51pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 3:42pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 5:49pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 6:08pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 1:50am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 12:53pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 2:53pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:47pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 6:25am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 1:58pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 3:04pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:20am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:47pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:06pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 2:00pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 3:04pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 30 Nov @ 4:20am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 6:25am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:18pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 2:56pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:02am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:02am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:15am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:24am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 9:38am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:33pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:53pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 1:02pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 3:56pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 3:57pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 3:57pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:00pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:07pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:10pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:06pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:10pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:14pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:18pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:33am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 7:54am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 11:46pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:27am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 3:04pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 5:23am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 5:23am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 6:54am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:37am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:59am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:03am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 9:53am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 10:24am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:38pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:42pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:55pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:42am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:31am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:35am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:47am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:32pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:49pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:49pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:14pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:17pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 3:06pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 12:13am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 9:27am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 2:11pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 2:54pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 11:59pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 6:51am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 6:57am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:17am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:35am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 9:52am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:06am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 2:26pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 6:01am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:50pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:13am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:07am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 3:51pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 6:53am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:27am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:57am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:02am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:15am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 9:53am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:36pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:36pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:49pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:07pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:12pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:19pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 30 Nov @ 1:21pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:20am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 6:24am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:37am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:27pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:29pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:35pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:50pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:05pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:27pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:59pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:05am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:06am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 9:53am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 10:24am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:40pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:49pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:59pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 1:22pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:15pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:40am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:40am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:40am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:08pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 1:50am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:11pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:10pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:18pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:25pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:25pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:40am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:46am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:47am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:45am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:46am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:47am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:48am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 2:48pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 2:54pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 5:24am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:04am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:36pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 3:47pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:40am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:43am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 11:55am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:24pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:00am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 2:51pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 9:53am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:50pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 1:22pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:32pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:36pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:44pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:49pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 1:19pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:13pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:40am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:40am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:40am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:40am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:40am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:40am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:43am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:50pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 1:22pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:10pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:17pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:40am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:40am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:40am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:43am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:56am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:56am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:37am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:37am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:58am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:11pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:15pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:24pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:38am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:40am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:41am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:48am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:27am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 6:29pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:23am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 12 Dec @ 7:38pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:20am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:20am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:15am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:42am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:18am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:38am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:38am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:35am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:56am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:40am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 11:58am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 1:01pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 1:01pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:43am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:30pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:17pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:18pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:38am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:38am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:40am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:40am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:40am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:43am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:56am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:56am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:37am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:37am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:58am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 12:13am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 2:56pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:18am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:04am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:49pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:12pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:40am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:49am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:49am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:03am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:34am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:30pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:24pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:25am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:39am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:39am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:41am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 2:42pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 8:04am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 2:54pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:02am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:36am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:41pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:09pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:20pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:40am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:32am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:32am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:41am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:03pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:32pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 5:04pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:32am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:45am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:56am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:31am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:39am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 9:11am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:22pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 7:54am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:42pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:51am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:10pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:12am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:54am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:03am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:34am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:24pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:34pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:52pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:35am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:02am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:43am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:43am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:43am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:47am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:56am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:32am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:37am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:58am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:01am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:41am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:41am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:44am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:09am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:24pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:24pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:36pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:22am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:43am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:43am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:47am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:56am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:32am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:37am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:58am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:01am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:48am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:03pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:03pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:24pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:24pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:24pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:36pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 11:46pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:36am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 9:52am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:55pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:16pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:41am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:41am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:58am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:58am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:09am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:24pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 2:02pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 2:02pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:33pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 5:58pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:53am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:36pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:40am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:13am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:11pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:20am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:41am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:22pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:24pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 1:36pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:30pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:31pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 12:04pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 12:53pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Nov @ 12:00pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 22 Dec @ 7:02am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:02am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 9:52am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:49pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:13pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:25pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:51am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:51am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:07am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:34am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:24pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:24pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:17pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:17pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:33pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 5:58pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:53am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:37am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:37am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:58am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:37am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:41am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:41am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:48am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:24pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:24pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:24pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:36pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 1:01pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 1:26pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 2:02pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:11pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:17pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:37am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Dec @ 9:29am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:47am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Dec @ 9:29am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:47pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 1:03pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:43am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:07am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:37am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:00am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 7:54am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 1:35pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:51am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:05pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Dec @ 12:04am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 7:54am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:29am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:12am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Dec @ 5:48am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Dec @ 6:12pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Dec @ 11:07pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:19am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 5:46am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:42pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Dec @ 9:29am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:35am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:35pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:08pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 4:24pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:42am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:06am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:36am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:40am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 11:58am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 1:01pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 1:01pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:12am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:20am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 10 Dec @ 9:29am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:56pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:40am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:00am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:37am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:37am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:58am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:37am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:01am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:03pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:21pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:24pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:24pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:24pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:36pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 1:01pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 1:26pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 2:02pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:11pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:17pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:37am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Dec @ 9:29am

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked 10 Dec @ 9:29am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Dec @ 9:53am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:35am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:47pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 1:01pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:16pm