I am the physical embodiment of trash
I eat ass
Once ate a cheeseburger in one bite
I ate a jar of pickles for christmas
Women want me, Fish fear me
I am actually Gauss from warframe
Im the reason the mexican pizzas are gone from taco bell
I can do the thing
I am HIM(Not Dracula)
This smith and wesson, got me moving like an invasive species
Gouda



Bread
Mayo
Cheese (Sandwich recipe)
Meat
Bread

John Halo is my dad
Mopar people are cringe
Cream cheese is a solid until it isnt
WHY IS IT CALLED CRAZY BREAD WHEN ITS SITTING STILL!!?!?!??
Mighty nuts made for slappin zuzu
Dytto is cool
This is a dollar store, how good could it be?
"Sir this is a Kia Soul"
Flex the rainbow, Bag it like some Skittles