you finish cutting that wood yet?

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Don't shout for help at night. You might wake your neighbors.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem, "Unkempt Thoughts"
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Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology:
There's always one more bug.
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There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands.
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'You don't think you've had enough, do you?' he said.
I KNOW WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
'Everyone says that, though.
I KNOW WHEN EVERYONE'S HAD ENOUGH.
(Moving Pictures)
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[Peter and his friends have formed a rock band and are performing at a prison]
Peter: [shouting into microphone] Hello, Cleveland!
Cleveland: Hello, Peter.
Quagmire: [clapping drum sticks together] One, two, three, *four*!
Peter: [small amount of time passes] Oh, my God. We don't know any songs. [prisoners get mad]
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In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools
will be temporarily canceled.
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