Recent reviews by Satchel

Ballin'

The game is super fun and has so much charm. Despite how simple it seems, the climb can be a real challenge. I’m a sucker for proximity chat, and hearing my friends yell at me while they fall off the mountain is always so funny.

I originally left a negative review because my friends and I had some real troubles with constant crashing. I’m used to developers largely ignoring / half fixing this kind of issue nowadays, but was pleasantly surprised how quickly they managed to fix it. Now my friends and I all managed to make it to the peak :)

An incredibly unique shooter which consistently keeps me on my toes, having fun, and yearning for more. This is one of my favorite shooters by a long shot - nothing else comes close. If you haven't given this a try yet, I highly recommend you do!

Farted in real life and got eaten

I want you colonel sanders

I really loved that - splendid game.

I am now quite depressed.

Your gumpy ass update breaks the vents for us on the very first level. We get stuck and can't even play. What garbage.

The squirt from the bacteria could split my hard on in half.

"blood is fuel"

yeah, for my boner