"Is that a zeus you got in your pocket? Cuz you stunning."

"Girl, I will make your Famas Pulse"

"Girl, are you mid? Because you are smoking."

"I want to spray u like i spray my negev."

"Girl, you're so hot I think you might be Mirage."

"Can I plant my bomb on your G-Spot?"

"Baby I'll stick it in your assimov."

"Hey girl, want to inspect my Case Hardened?"

"Turn around girl coz imma flash and bang you."

"Can I wallbang your double doors?"

"Girl are you a flashbang? Cuz you're stunning!"

"Damn gurl, you a p90? Cuz I’d spray you."

"Is 7355608 your number 'cause you blow me"

"Want to rush my banana?"

"Can I rush your lower tunnel?"

"You look factory new, but after im done, you will be well-worn"

"When I turn on my aimbot, I aim straight for your heart <3"

"Babe, I swear I'm experienced, I'm just smurfing."

"My AK isn't the only thing that penetrates well"

"You make my karambit go bayonet."

"I like my guns how I like my girls, Factory New."

"You are the thing I'd prioritize when my team says "save"

"Are you a terrorist cuz you da bomb!"

"If you were a CSGO map you would be de_licious!"

"If you let me work my way up your ladder, I'm sure you'll be in Heaven."

"You're hotter than a $400 Molotov"

"I don't usually flash my team, but I'll do it for you."

"Don't worry baby, I'm using protection. I bought head armor."

"If I was an M4A1-S, you could unscrew my silencer anytime."

"Girl, is that a molotov under your feet? Cuz you are hot!"

"You're a Mac-10/10"

"You make my heart go 128 tick."

"Are you a Nova? Because you are pure gold."

"There is a reason why everyone calls me "The Grinder"... It's because I have a big black Glock."

"Girl, you are my rare special item."

"I would love to SPAWN on your face!"

"Of course I can carry you, sweetie... to my bed."

"If you were B site, I’d rush you."

"if my body was de_inferno, would you rush this banana?"

"I'm thinkin' of planting my bomb at site V."

"Can I save you from these terrorists?"

"Have you seen my inventory? The only thing missing is your heart"

"You can flash and bang me anytime of the day ;)"

"are you s1mple? Because you casually dropped from heaven and shot through my heart"

"Girl I’m like Team Liquid cause I always come second"

"Girl I’m like valde on the B site of Train because I’m going to ♥♥♥♥ you in the same position over and over again"

"Girl are you banana at the start of a round because you are on fire"

"damn girl are you sitting on an f5 key, cause that ass is refreshing"