Quick reflexes!

add me please ill take your omega gloves :)

sauced

autistic

John from Devon

good god🙏 i never thought 🤔 i'd have to write ✍️ something like this 😭, but this happened about 10 minutes ago 🕑 and i don't think i'll ever be the same again 👎. I had some bad salmon 🍣 earlier (i didn't realize it was bad) and ofc an hour later i have to use the bathroom 🚽. I tried to go but I was constipated 💩 throughout the entire trip. I thought nothing of it and continued my day 🌆 as usual. Fast forward to about 10 minutes ago. I have this very sharp pain 😩 around my instestines, and then all of the sudden, unbelieveable horrors 😱 played out. im talking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loud 📢, wet sharts and fluids coming out of all other oraphaces. As i'm writing this there is salmon-smelling 🍣 ♥♥♥♥ and very smelly piss 🤮 all over my nutsack 🥜, and even my walls and roof 🏠 somehow.