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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 8:55am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:38am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:11am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:58am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:25am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:30am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:34am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:15am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:33am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:37am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:39am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:37am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:07am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 8:19am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 7:56am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:07am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:39am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 4:25am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 5:49am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:42am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:36am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:49am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:23am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:56am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 8:53pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 9:16pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 9:41pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:12pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:15pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:17am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:45am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:43am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:42am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 4:34am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 5:50am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 4:47am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 4:41am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 8:08am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:19am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 9:56pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 9:51pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 8:20am