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Recent reviews by Aceiss

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492.6 hrs on record (253.2 hrs at review time)
How to 'Cyberpunk 2077' 101:
- Do a stealthy run and put everyone to sleep
- Pull out your chosen Malorian 3516/Psalm 11:6/Headsman/Bloody Maria iconic and blow the head of every sleeping pleb (can't risk to have some kind of zombie cyberpsycho starting the apocalypse before i nuke the city... again)
- Finish mission
- Call car
- Listen to the radio
- Nuke the city
- Make sure to somehow schedule your date with Panam, Blue Moon, Rogue, Judy at the same time
- Get your ass kicked by them
- Answer the fixer call and get a new mission
- It's time to do a 'killin' again :)
Posted 30 July, 2023.
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21.0 hrs on record
He never asked for this, he's still going to do it. Now in new shades of black and gold.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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3,479.5 hrs on record (1,073.4 hrs at review time)
What's better than being a ninja? Being a demigod space ninja that uses a nuclear weapon as a shotgun, gatling guns as pistols and a shady looking infested poky stick made by some hidden ancient civilization. Oh yeah, and you get to use those weapons on countless defenseless meat shields, cause what can you do when you get bored?
Posted 21 November, 2018. Last edited 27 November, 2023.
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3.3 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
It's Half-Life? Get a MedKit and go full life, cause this game is the definition of an epic adventure that will show you that even a genius level intelect astro-quantum physics professor like Dr. Gordon Freeman needs a degree in "Crowbarology"!

May Half-Life 3 bless us with it's grace soon!!

Rating: 11/10 * (Lambda Core Activated)
Posted 15 November, 2015. Last edited 15 November, 2015.
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325.6 hrs on record (269.7 hrs at review time)
One of the best games of the decade! It's an amazing work and the love, soul and labor put in by all the people Re-Logic is next level. It's a game that will always be on my PC and it will always find a spot to shine in any day. A true classic and a true testament of what an immersive and fun experience a game can be!

This game can be the definition of 'addictive'. It is a great game with almost endless possibilities; you can dig, build, fight, kill, craft, fly, fish and so on. It's an epic adventure if you chose to make it. The game is on the same level with Minecraft for me. It's a great and interesting game, especially if you don't have time or a good internet connection; sad that Steam doesn't count offline hours since i have chars that are played more than i have "played" the game according to Steam. I have maps made in 2012-2013-2014 and characters made in 2011-2012.
Waiting for more siblings of Lovecraft-verse gods. :D
Still coming back to this.
Rate: 10/10 *
Posted 3 January, 2015. Last edited 27 November, 2021.
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1,256.7 hrs on record (1,176.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. Worst 10 euros spent on a game. Toxic community; full of hackers; raging kids that scream, insult and friendly PK because of rage. I don't recommend this game for anyone that has or think they have a sane and calm mind.
In almost 200 hours of game play, from double AK to whatever rank i now have it was a toxic and disgusting experience and i couldn't play for more than 1-2 games a day. CS:GO the new CoD for raging 12 year olds with a bonus, loads and variuos hacks and boosters.
Crappiest experience of the last 1-2 years in FPS.
Rate: 0/10 *
Posted 21 September, 2014. Last edited 23 November, 2016.
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5,940.2 hrs on record (5,650.5 hrs at review time)
Heckin' hate this game! A great game and an unique experience to have for any MOBA player. It's awesome to play alone, but bring some friends, mics, beer, a weekend night (and permission from your girlfriend) and you'll rock the game for hours. It's the game that will make you think and react after a great move or your worst fail; you'll have to think how to stun that carry, kill that support, block the opponent and win. It's a great blend of skill, mechanics, your own prediction and most important a good TEAM.

As any great game it has his drawbacks: angry teammates, toxic community, intentional and unintentional mistakes by everyone and the most dangerous thing of all ADDICTION. This game can be a great time spender and a good way to meet new people and have fun, but it can also destroy your social life becoming your addiction.

Recommended setup: you + 4 friends + beer + rainy weekend day = fun in 5 for hours. Try it!

Rate: 9/10 * (it's full of smurfs)
Play it, enjoy it, own it; don't let it own you and most importantly have fun!
Posted 3 January, 2013. Last edited 28 November, 2024.
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