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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 8:01pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 9:21pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 8:45am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 7:40am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 7:49pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 8:17am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 4:24am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 4:20am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 6:29pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 7:22pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 7:35pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 7:56pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 8:25pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 7:02am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 8:45am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:07pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 7:49pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 4:43am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 4:43am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 4:43am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 8:24pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 9:39am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 8:45am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 12:04am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 7:22pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 8:25pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 9:39am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 7:35pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 9:04pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 10:00am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 8:25pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 10:00am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 7:02pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 12:04am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 11:43am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 6:47pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 4:44pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:58pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 3:07pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 8:12am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 5:58pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:14am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:14am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:14am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 7:22pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 7:20am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:46pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 7:57am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 4:29pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 10:19pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 10:26am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 11:56am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 10:19pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 4:43am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 8:12am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 5:58pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 12:58am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 4:33pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 10:02am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:51am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:26pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 7:59pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 8:08pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:09am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 8:02pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 11:11pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 10:41am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 3:07pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 4:33pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 12:58am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 5:46pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 8:50pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 5:20pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:04am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 6:41am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 6:12am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:29pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 7:22am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 7:49pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:52pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 6:46am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 8:50pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 9:38pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 9:48pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 11:19pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:49am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 8:17am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 8:57am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:25am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 11:36am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:18am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 6:54pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 6:06pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 4:44pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:49pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 9:26pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 8:19am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 11:37am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 6:54pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 9:50am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 7:48pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:14pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:48am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 2:37am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:10am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 11:10pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 11:04pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 8:45am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 4:43am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 4:44pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 3:47am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 11:04pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:36pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:10pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 6:12am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 7:02am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 12:24am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:52pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 8:56pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:06am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 5:38am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 4:54pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 2:44pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 4:02pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 4:38pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 4:45am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 9:11am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 9:11am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 4:43am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 11:41am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 6:00pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 5:22pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 9:22pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 5:49pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 9:02pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:10am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 8:19am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 11:37am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 10:10pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:02am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 7:41pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 9:21pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 1:49am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:26am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 2:25pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 5:38am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 10:49am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 11:03pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 7:02am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 4:20am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 7:01pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 6:40am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 6:01pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 8:23pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 8:31pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 9:06pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 9:25pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 7:57am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 7:00am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 5:49pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 11:07am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 5:01pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:18am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 10:28am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 8:50pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 9:22pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:18am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:15am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 3:18pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 6:37am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 1:59pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 6:14pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 6:14pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 12:24am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:05pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 6:58pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 8:45am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 7:28am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 5:08am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:29pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 6:25am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 5:30pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 4:02pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 12:32pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:18am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:27am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 2:25pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 2:47pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:11pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 4:20pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 9:01pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 3:25pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 1:03pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 4:18pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 1:30am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 10:41am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 10:33am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 11:01am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 11:28am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 11:19am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 7:54pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 8:25pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 7:53pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 7:16pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 4:24am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 6:40am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:13pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 8:13am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 10:10pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 4:27pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 10:41am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 4:37pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 3:47am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 8:41am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 6:37am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 2:47pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:11pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 9:03pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 4:17pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 4:51pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 4:27pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 4:27pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 7:25pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 4:20pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 10:15pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 4:17pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 6:57pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 6:58pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 11:52am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 9:01pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 3:21pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 11:16am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 11:18am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 5:01pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 5:55pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 8:56pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 10:28am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 7:05pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 6:00pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 6:00pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 4:26pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 11:52am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 6:01am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:45am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 6:46pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 10:26am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 5:24pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 9:01pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 4:49pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 5:18pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 7:13pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 4:17pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 6:28pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 11:52am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 1:33pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 1:34pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 6:28pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 12:58am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 9:38pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 3:35pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 3:11pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 6:14pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 3:21pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 6:38pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 3:20pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:28pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:48am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2024 @ 5:06pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 7:13pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 12:31am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 6:56am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 3:26pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 7:13pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 8:13am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 10:10pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 12:06pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 5:44am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 2:25pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 1:30am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 8:33pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 4:12pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 1:35pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:30pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 5:26am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 6:43pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 3:22pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 6:46am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 7:20pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:02am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 5:22pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 1:54pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 12:05pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 6:01pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 1:32pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 9:22am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:12pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:29am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:04am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 6:57pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:28pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 5:26am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 4:30pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:36am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 11:41am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 12:17pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 7:25pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 7:40pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 5:16pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 1:32pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 9:05pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 4:30pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 9:05pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 12:29pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 9:28pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:46am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 8:55pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 4:04am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 12:58pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 5:54pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 1:34pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 11:44am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:46am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 9:29pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 4:33pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 2:45pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 3:49pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 5:01pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 12:29pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 9:43pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 5:13pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 7:19pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 7:15pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 7:44pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 11:42am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 10:02am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 7:58am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:14am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:02am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 4:52pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 3:25pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 3:20pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 5:08am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:26pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 11:08pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 4:35pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 4:41pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 6:58pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 1:34pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:28pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 11:44am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 11:47am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 9:55am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 6:46am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 3:35pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:57pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 7:18pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 8:54pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 6:51am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 10:18pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 3:31pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:49am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 9:14am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 2:24pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 5:08am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 5:08am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 6:01am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:45am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 6:08am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2024 @ 1:29pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 6:51pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 1:32pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 1:35pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 5:45pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 6:36am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 2:37am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 6:36am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:21pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 6:48am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 11:11pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 10:22pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:38pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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