AbsurdScallop32
Yes, I am a nerd; bookworm, I’m studious :SkulWitchCat::btd6salute:
From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus
Back in kindergarten, I aced my college entrance exam
Now, I’m no rocket scientist — oh, wait, I am
When I pour my Alpha-bits, I get nothing but straight A’s
My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace
I've got a pocket-protector protector protector
I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape ‘em together
Run back to Reddit and type stuff no one will see
You’re a geek, that means you’re just a hipster wannabe
Yes, I am a nerd; bookworm, I’m studious :SkulWitchCat::btd6salute:
From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus
Back in kindergarten, I aced my college entrance exam
Now, I’m no rocket scientist — oh, wait, I am
When I pour my Alpha-bits, I get nothing but straight A’s
My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace
I've got a pocket-protector protector protector
I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape ‘em together
Run back to Reddit and type stuff no one will see
You’re a geek, that means you’re just a hipster wannabe
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The Constitution of the United States: A Transcription
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Note: The following text is a transcription of the Constitution as it was inscribed by Jacob Shallus on parchment (the document on display in the Rotunda at the National Archives Museum.) The spelling and punctuation reflect the original.

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
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Sal 31 Oct, 2024 @ 10:39am 
geek won and it wasn't even close
Zeep Glorp? 27 Feb, 2024 @ 3:44pm 
I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 481k readers, I am not receiving 481k upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
Bobah 9 Jan, 2024 @ 5:01pm 
vsauce micheal here