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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
╚═════════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═════════════════════╝
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ pls be my roblox girlfriend ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
I loved Nekopara so much, I had all the bodypillows and figurines
I pray to Neko Works every night, thanking them for the waifus that I’ve been given
“Azuki is love” I say, “Coconut is life”
My mom hears me and calls me a parasite
I knew she was just jealous of my devotion to Nekopara
I called her a baka gaijin
She slaps me and sends me back to the basement
I’m crying now, and my face hurts
I lay down next to my Chocola bodypillow, and it’s really cold
Suddenly a warmth is moving towards me
It’s Neko Works
I am so happy
They grab me with their powerful Developer hands and start up my computer
I’m ready
I open up my storage space for Nekopara Vol. 2
It starts to download
It takes so long, but I do it for Nekopara
I start to breath harder as the download bar nears completion
I pound on my kotaku
I want the nekos now
Neko Works meows a kawaii meow as Nekopara Vol. 2 finishes downloading
My mom walks in
Neko Works looks her straight in the eye and says “3D women are ugly”
Neko Works leave up the stairs
Nekopara is love. Nekopara is life