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5 people found this review helpful
622.3 hrs on record (304.9 hrs at review time)
Glad the game is so unstable that at any moment it can just corrupt your savegame at any point. Very cool CO. Next time, how about you finish your game?
Posted 5 May.
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13 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
240.1 hrs on record (150.0 hrs at review time)
Get your ♥♥♥♥ together AGS. It's been 3 years, and bugs from pre-alpha still exist.

Oh, my bad, you're a small indie studio with little resources, sorry.
Posted 9 May, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
88.3 hrs on record (48.5 hrs at review time)
We fought bots, we fought bugs, and then we faced one of the most threatening foe of all:

Sony.

And we won.

Amazing game with an amazing community. As long as Sony doesn't try their nonsense again, I beg of you...

Join the Helldivers today!
Posted 5 May, 2024. Last edited 5 May, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
20.5 hrs on record (14.1 hrs at review time)
Nothing like constantly being put with ♥♥♥♥ teams against absolute sweats. Can go right with CS2: to hell.
Posted 16 February, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
116.4 hrs on record (88.7 hrs at review time)
It's all of the sweatiness of a COD title without any of the good ♥♥♥♥.
Posted 2 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
846.1 hrs on record
This company deserves nothing but to go bankrupt. Claims accuracy, ♥♥♥♥♥ out stuff with broken mechanics, and either destroys it with nerfs or ignores it altogether.
Also, ever gonna add those bomber cockpits? Ever gonna truly fix naval? Ever gonna make SL and RP actually obtainable without spending absurd amounts of real money or acting like this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is a 2nd and 3rd job?

Burn in hell, Gaijin. All of you.
Posted 20 February, 2023. Last edited 21 September.
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13 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
7.1 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
TL;DR: This game tries to be a modern Simcity 4 with some politic gimmicks. It fails on both ends.

This game really tries to play off of the nostalgia people have for games like Simcity 4. How you zone, how everything is grid-like, how the traffic behaves, everything. However, the game feels extremely clunky and lack-luster. Some things that would seem normal and even expected--like being able to make smaller than 3x4 or 4x4 zones--is not possible in this game. Managing utilities is dumbed down to simply placing a power plant or water pump.

These issues could have easily been fixed, but instead we are introduced to a political system. This system feels very shallow and not very useful in any aspect. It feels like my decisions don't really affect the outcome of the city.

To top it off, the overall graphics are good. However, they're good in the sense that the game is made in an engine that makes things looks good, similar to how any Unity or Unreal demo game can look amazing yet garbage at the same time.

Top it off with a very janky method of building roads, a completely asinine bulldozer tool, it's safe to say to wait for the game to fix its issues.
Posted 2 February, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I will say that this game has potential. Hell, maybe if I suffered through it, I'd might have had some fun.

The tutorial ruined it though.

You're first thrown right in, telling you to head to a demolishing area. Spend a few minutes demolishing some ships, then move on to a mining section. Spend a few minutes mining some asteroids, then move on to repairing some ships. Spend a few minutes doing that, then move on to spawning in your first ship.

Then you're told to fly out tens of kilometers into a dense fog to try and hunt for asteroids with a certain ore which SOME asteroids have. Then you fly back through the fog to drop off the ore only to be told to fly BACK into the fog to find ANOTHER ore that SOME OTHER asteroids have to then fly BACK to the base and maneuver around the horrendous setup to a bay where you SHOULD be able to build your own ship, but the menus and tutorial are so convoluted and annoying that by then I just threw in the towel.

Like I said, plenty of potential, and I really want to see this game become something huge. For now though, it's not that great. Look elsewhere.
Posted 26 August, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
14.0 hrs on record
Good luck trying to get into the game itself. Seems they screwed up their own system so bad people can't even create accounts to play the game.

0/10 would rather drink bleach again.
Posted 26 May, 2018.
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27 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
114.0 hrs on record
This game is quite fun in the lower tiers. There's something very satisfying about hitting your first citadel or getting hits with a torpedo barrage or shooting down a whole squadron of fighters.

But the grind gets real, and it gets real fast. And in some cases, there's no point.

Just like getting this game. Wait for War Thunder to release the naval update. It's better in every possible way.
Posted 5 May, 2018.
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