My Biography? Sure

It was a rainy day in Singapore on July 25th, 2005. At 3:21 a miracle of life named Jahaan was brought into the world by the unholiest of acts which occurred 9 months ago.

He seemed like a bright kid with potential until 2 things happened a few years later.

The first thing was puberty. What happened to this boy? He became a man, a very horny one too.

The second thing was he discovered steam. Then he was a horny, massively virgin man.

Now you are reading this so like you wasted your time like I did mine writing this.