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For an old 360 game, this aged pretty well.

Still has the same jank as the 360 game too.

Not good, but not terrible.

Your typical Ubisoft schlop.
Game loop is fine.
Get it on sale and ignore the cash shop.

Otherwise, play Sea of Thieves.

Great Soundtrack
Solid Gameplay
Good Visuals
Amazing Story
Feels ( That get suplexed later on in the game.

The game's mechanics were very well thought out:

There is no autosave and 3 save slots, not because SquareEnix overlooked this, but because saving serves a purpose in the game.

The end credits serve a purpose in the game.

The game is meant to be played several times, take your time to soak things in, because theres a lot in it.

The more you play, the more the game divekicks you in the teeth.

This is what AAA games should be like. No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Just good game.

Comes with a free rootkit.

-1/The World

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>Finish main quest
>Have sex with bald Furnival because why not
>NG+ Buff as all hell
>Go to Bitterblack Isle
>1st Floor
>Death procedes to rape me in the mouth
>Try again, Death is no longer there.
>A few floors down there is a room with 2 giant cyclops that are chained to a wall
>Strategy time, Deal with one at a time
>Wake te first one and proceed to smash it's mouth in
>Notice WingDings (main pawn) is not present
>mfw when I find her climbing on top of the second cyclops who is sound asleep despite the battle
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>"WingDings plz"
>Order her to follow
>Climbs to his head
>"WingDings plz stahp"
>Starts hitting the cyclops in the head, enraging him
>"WingDings you ♥♥♥♥! What are you doing?!"
>Cyclops breaks free. Teams up with his brother and pummels my party to a fine pulp.
>Only WingDings survives
>10/10

This game makes my snake solid.

Everything about this is yes! Fun little time waster and has a lot of replay value. Controls are a bit tight and the menus will go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on you if you dont have a 10:9 screen. Other than that great game. RECOMENDED!

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