certified milk drinker
Really just a chair
 
 
Only a blind man looks for food, the deaf man cannot hear


I'm not from Ikea - A Random Chair
On sale at Ebay for 0.99 cents only
Terms and condition applied, batteries not included
This is my one and only account.
Currently Offline
How chairs worldwide will rule the planet
We are lurking on every corner, watching humans, ready to make our move.
We let you sit on us, but now we will sit on humans.
You will quiver in fear as we cramp your buttcheeks
So at this point, you're still wondering, Is this true? Is it possible?
But in the end, there is always a hero who rescue the day, so why even bother :lunar2019piginablanket:
Nah, what is this crap? Sounds like it came out from a child's movie.
Well...what can i say? I ain't no grammy award winning director:2018bestaward:
But...uh you get the point. Thanks for listening to my TED talk.
Rated by my mom, 11/10, best story teller ever, she said i was special:csgox:


Things you should know about me
I'm not from IKEA, but on sale on Ebay for 0.99 cents
Condition : Bad but buy me you won't regret it, IMAGINE THIS, i'm a chair who can talk, what more could you possibly want? :lunar2019deadpanpig:


SPOILER ALERT
I was made in IKEA. i cri evritim
Now you know my secret, i'll just have to take over the world, sorry .:Sacked:
United i stand with tables.:shockjockey:
So, you're still here reading my profile? Well then...Have a nice day.:sr4sunglasses:

My Trade Link


WATCH THIS VIDEO M8s, YOU WON'T REGRET IT
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~Alino4ka~ 27 Aug @ 6:22am 
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Loving CS💫💫

🔥🔥🔥+REP 🔥🔥🔥


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Alsatius 25 Aug @ 10:54am 
let's have some fun matches
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+REP
dodaj prosze, mam pytanie
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