A zombie invasion is most imminent.

"We should have ♥♥♥♥♥♥' shotguns"

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... And I'm all outta bubblegum."

"Wha what, is it hot? Cold! Damn cold!"

"Sonofab1tch is dug in like an Alabama tick. You're hit. You're bleedin', man. I ain't got time to bleed."

"Dude... Fix your ♥♥♥♥♥♥' face!"

"The Grid..."

"But you don't know what it's called. ...The choke vacuum diaphragm. I mean it's right there in the book. Sure it is. Oh, God, you're a hard, hard woman to live with, Jerry. If it was right here in the book I would've found it. Ahh you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you assh0le, you stupid sonofab1tch you showed it to me! What Mike? You showed me the gdamn thing in the book what it was called that's why I knew what it was! Get outta here and quit yelling at me. No, Jerry you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥!"

"I am Maximus Decimus Meridius. Husband to a slain wife. Father to a slain son. And be it this life or the next, I will have my revenge."

"I'm runnin this monkey farm now, Frankenstein. N I wanna know, WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ you're doin with my time!"

"You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' boat! Aaaaooohhhwww"

"You go naked. Something about the field-generated bio-living organism. Nothing dead will go. Why? I didn't build the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing!"

"Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam failings. vwwahh! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles. Phase plasma pulse rifles. RPGs. We got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes! We got knives! Sharp sticks! You do not wanna ♥♥♥♥ with me!"

"Checkmate. Checkmate. Cheatin' b1tch."

"I ain't drawin' no straws. I'm killin' that gdamn thing right now."

"This pimpin' that I got in my blood, it came from a family tree. My grand daddy was a pimp. My great great great grand daddy was a pimp. I'm talkin' about pimpin' since been pimpin' since been pimpin' since been pimpin'!"

"I want you to take the Frankenstein sh1t, the deer sh1t, the green monster, the bling, and the bling bling, and I want you to roll it all into one joint. No one's ever been brave enough to try that. One man is. Roll it! I'll smoke it with ya, bro. We'll go to the loony bin together, I don't give a ♥♥♥♥!"

"This sh1t is ♥♥♥♥♥♥' crazy!"

"Seven six two millimeter. Full metal jacket."

"These are great days we're livin', bros. We're jolly green giants walkin' the earth, with guns!"

"Where's the money, Lebowski? Where's the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' money, Lebowski? Where's the ♥♥♥♥♥♥' money, sh1thead?"